Embarrassed?

[Darksnow5601]

Sneezed and coughed at the same time.
BLOOD EVERYWHERE

JUST happend to me...

weird.

[Ad Bot]

[Darksnow5601]

Destroyed?

By your mom sitting on it.

[JAW959]

Dark, lrn2modify.

[Night Fox]

Same with an idoit at my school

I didn't know you were a girl.

[Darksnow5601]

I didn't know you were a girl.

/troll

/sarcam

[Night Fox]

/troll
/sarcam

SARCAM.

[Texan101]

I've got nothing to say.
You all have more interesting stories than mine ever will be, but what is with all the peeing in random spots stories?

[Darksnow5601]

I just went to take out the trash and fell in...












Dog stuff.

[Roknrollwill]

I just went to take out the trash and fell in...

A PILE OF SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHAVING CREAM

[Darksnow5601]

A PILE OF SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHAVING CREAM

Dude, you just made my day.

[Darksnow5601]

I was babysitting my neice and she was like 2. She climbed onto the bed and slept with me with out me evening know. I woke up covered in her piss. I was in the shower for about half n hour after that.

[Plasmus]

One time a girl touched me on my snake
 

[Night Fox]

Once a girl talked to me.

[Roknrollwill]

Once a girl talked to me.

WERE YOUR PALMS ALL SWEATY

[Plasmus]

One time I had my hand out vertically flat, Some girl walked into my hand with her boob and she hit me when she was the one who walked into my hand.