Eeee, I feel like I'm dying

[JD]

MY star fish IS BLEEDING!

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[Flamecannon]

No, I've urinated before fine n stuff, just.. not.. :v

Just not urine? Did you piss blood out :o

[Sr38890x]

Just not urine? Did you piss blood out :o

Egh.

Must I explain EVERYTHING?

I'm saying, I just haven't shat in a week.

[Riot]

 You need to go see a doctor, I've had this before and I've never felt any pain.

[Sr38890x]

You need to go see a doctor, I've had this before and I've never felt any pain.

I plan to, It's just.. 4 AM now.

Worse still, I can only be absent one more day before being flunked from this school year, yet I hurt too much to go to school.

So this is fantastic. :D

[Riot]

 How bad is the pain? You said you can't sleep.

 Edit: It might be a bowel obstruction, if it is the doctors will stick a hose up your ass and flush it out.

[General Nick]

It's constipation.

Get some laxative and make sure your portable entertainment is charged and ready with a movie or something.

Eat more fiber too.

[Sr38890x]

How bad is the pain? You said you can't sleep.

On a scale of 1 to 10?

10, hurts when I move.

[Riot]

 You might be blocked from pooping.

 I've never felt pain when I was constipated for a week.

[Sr38890x]

You might be blocked from pooping.

That's what I figured, since I have a history of impaction. :v

[General Nick]

You should really take it easy with movement otherwise you'll be in HUGE pain obviously if you can't tell already.

[Sr38890x]

You should really take it easy with movement otherwise you'll be in HUGE pain obviously if you can't tell already.

That's what I'm doing.

[Sr38890x]

Egh, now the pain is constant, even when I'm not moving..

For once, I feel like crying from the pain.. egh.

Anyway, I'm probably gonna be gone at the hospital for the next few days..

[Barakuda]

Poor you. Once my mom told me that they will put some kind of a vacuum cleaner in your ass if I don't stuff, so I stuff from then on :D

[D3ATH]

Oh dear, closest I've got to this was my ear blocked by wax buildup. o:
Wouldn't want someone to unclog my ass. :I