Salmonella hurts

[sorrel]

I was making cookies and I ate some cookie dough. About 2 days later I felt like crap.Turns out there
was salmonella on eggs,I used Farm Fresh eggs brand.After horrible gas pains later I'm
sitting at home with a 100 degree fever.

ASDF eggs

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[Mr.Interceptor]

You will die.

[mrlolop]

Good thing I haven't ate any eggs.

[StarDust]

"SPORTS PEOPLE DO IT, SO I CAN TOO!''


Double edit: Thanks bro,I live in Missouri so forget YUS

[Man 2]

Good thing I haven't ate any eggs.

Eaten*

"SPORTS PEOPLE DO IT, SO I CAN TO!''

Too*

[HaloHalo]

I haven't eaten eggs since last year. The main reason is they give me liquidly poop.

[A.R.C.]

Good thing I haven't ate any eggs.

people die if they are killed

[Kobewarrior]

people die if they are killed

Interesting.

[Man 2]

I haven't eaten eggs since last year. The main reason is they give me liquidly poop.

[oromis]

Don't eat uncooked cookie dough, it will give you Salmonella. Or do you already know that  

I haven't eaten eggs since last year. The main reason is they give me liquidly poop.

Why the forget does ANYBODY need to know this?

Related:

[HaloHalo]

Why the forget does ANYBODY need to know this?

So you know why I don't eat eggs.

[oromis]

So you know why I don't eat eggs.

I don't think anybody wanted to know why you don't eat eggs either.

[HaloHalo]

I don't think anybody wanted to know why you don't eat eggs either.

Well then, that's your problem.

[StarDust]

Don't eat uncooked cookie dough, it will give you Salmonella. Or do you already know that  
Why the forget does ANYBODY need to know this?

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Lolwut

[mrlolop]

people die if they are killed

your discoveries will be remembered for many a decade