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FREDDIE THE HORSE IN AFGHANISTAN:

NomNomClan brings you the breaking news of Freddie the horse about to commit Self Delete in Afghanistan!


We found out that he is about to jump off a tall blue building that was poorly made by Mexicans, that he will jump in 10 minutes. Our camera crew climbed up the building and took a few pictures!

We did attempt to persuade Freddie not to do it... He took about 3 days to decide that he would push one of the workers off. And then he would not commit Self Delete.
So we agreed...



We eventually thought these questions:

1. How the forget did he get up there?
2. Why was there a construction creep working for the news?
3. Why were there no people but Mexicans inside Afghan?
4. How the forget did we talk to the horse?
5. The crap... Why did the construction creep have a gun when he died?
6. Where are the horses tits?
7. How do horses... *cough*do it*cough*
8. Is the horse family Mexican? Look at there colors!

Although we are the only news that says do not loving swear or we will loving kill you and forget your dead body. We finally found the horses house. And returned him.


And thus forth. NNC says thank you for your time. You wasted about a good loving 5 minutes of your life.


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NNC. NomNomClan. Saving Blockland 1 forget step at a time.








How the forget you go the gun on the ground Its laying falt on ground it needs to be standing please tell

We found out that he is about to jump off a tall blue building that was poorly made by Mexicans, that he will jump in 10 minutes. Our camera crew climbed up the building and took a few pictures!
poorly made by Mexicans, that he will jump in 10 minutes.
made by Mexicans
Mexicans.
Mexicans. In afghanistan. Who knew?

How the forget you go the gun on the ground Its laying falt on ground it needs to be standing please tell
Download CnS firearms.

They have the guns laying on the floor automatically.

Why is this in gallery? Post it on Youtube where quality doesn't matter.

Download CnS firearms.

They have the guns laying on the floor automatically.
all guns should be like that

Ok; I didn't bother to read text, So all i saw was a news station talking about someone suiciding, then saw a picture of what looked like two horses about to GET IT ON WITH THE BROWN HORSE.


wat

At first I was like: omgwtfbbq

But then I was like: forget this stuff, tl;dr.

Ok; I didn't bother to read text, So all i saw was a news station talking about someone suiciding, then saw a picture of what looked like two horses about to GET IT ON WITH THE BROWN HORSE.


wat

lol'd.

Read the text now.
/mexican racism

EDIT: Look at the picture of the construction creep. The shadow on it?! Ghosts in Afghan eh?

freaking epic dude!  I like the questions.