My Cousin Shot Himself

[Nitramtj]

I hope this isn't inappropriate, but shooting yourself in the head isn't the best idea for Self Delete. Your cousin could have lived with some type of horrible condition (such as brain damage.)

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[Night Fox]

I hope this isn't inappropriate, but shooting yourself in the head isn't the best idea for Self Delete. Your cousin could have lived with some type of horrible condition (such as brain damage.)

Isn't it obvious.

He's trolling.
If his uncle had actually died, do you really think he'd post it here?

[.::Taboo::.]

MY snake IS BLEEDING!

STOP MASTURBATING WITH TUNA CANS MAN

Man, kids these days do the wackiest things...!

[ShadowsfeaR]

STOP MASTURBATING WITH TUNA JARS MAN

Man, kids these days do the dumbest things...!

fixed

[.::Taboo::.]

fixed

No I'm pretty sure it was a can. That's old though, so I don't really remember.

[Loopyla1]

no, it was a jar

[.::Taboo::.]

no, it was a jar

Wait, then, how did he cut his richard?

[?]

Wait, then, how did he cut his richard?

He masturbated with it then I guess it broke.

[Loopyla1]

he squeezed the jar so much that it broke under all the pressure

a shard of glass cut his snake

[.::Taboo::.]

he squeezed the jar so much that it broke under all the pressure

a shard of glass cut his snake

Dear god, I think he was trying too hard then. D:

[ShadowsfeaR]

he squeezed the jar so much that it broke under all the pressure

a shard of glass cut his snake

I'm lolling this whole time.

[ModderSlodder]

I'm lolling this whole time.

[Loopyla1]

Dear god, I think he was trying too hard then. D:

he pissed blood lol

[Jess]

because telling a forum of 13 year olds is going to help your situation.

which probably isnt even true

[ultimamax]

To be honest, if I didn't have anyone to talk about it (cause friends irl would be awkward and your family already knows this) I would post it here. So I think he might not be lying.