Author Topic: Parkour banned in New York City  (Read 5713 times)

What the forget is parkour and why does everybody else know what it is?

It means 'white boys who want to be ninjas but aren't asian enough'

What the forget is parkour and why does everybody else know what it is?

its outside...


Nah, its moving over obstacales etc. to get from point A to point B as fast as possible

That sounds super gay and purposeless.

That sounds super gay and purposeless.
And every other sport has a purpose?

Running from the cops for one.

And every other sport has a purpose?

Running from the cops for one.

Tip: Don't do that.

Tip: Don't do illegal things where you would rather run than go to jail for the period of you'd be facing.

This actually seems kind of fun, but the cops probably won't even enforce the law with much more than a stern talking to, besides, I'm sure all you parkour fans are badass anti-establishment types anyway.

And every other sport has a purpose?

Running from the cops for one.

Soccer = Run around kicking a ball into a net
Football = Throw the ball over the loving pole.
Tennis = forgetin' get the ball past the opponent.
Baseball = Hit a ball and run in a triangle-type thing.

Mmhmm, see your point.

Soccer = Run around kicking a ball into a net
Football = Throw the ball over the loving pole.
Tennis = forgetin' get the ball past the opponent.
Baseball = Hit a ball and run in a triangle-type thing.

Mmhmm, see your point.

Parkour = Running like forget.

Parkour = Running like forget.
While playing extremely fast music and wearing loose fitting clothes.

While playing extremely fast music and wearing loose fitting clothes.

Soccer = Run around kicking a ball into a net
Football = Throw the ball over the loving pole.
Tennis = forgetin' get the ball past the opponent.
Baseball = Hit a ball and run in a triangle-type thing.

Mmhmm, see your point.
Note that all of yours include competing against opponents.
The aim of those games is to show you're better than the opponents.

Where as with Parkour, it's just for yourself, really.

Besides, if you guys are jumping around places and hurt yourself, you'll have yourself to blame, yet I'm sure atleast a few people would dare to press charges on the owners of the property they were using.
That, or they end up breaking other peoples property and, that's unfair to damage someones property and not pay for it, just because you wanted to run down sidepassages and jump off walls instead of take a proper route.
It's fair that it's made illegal, because otherwise there will eventually be someone having to pay money for something that they shouldn't need too, or someones going to get hurt.

Many people in NYC that are tracuers actually take great care for their enviroment. Also, there are way more injuries in football then you'll find in parkour. The ones that do become injured are usually the ones that don't know how to do anything and therefor hurt them self for doing it wrong.


Soccer = Run around kicking a ball into a net
Football = Throw the ball over the loving pole.
Tennis = forgetin' get the ball past the opponent.
Baseball = Hit a ball and run in a triangle-type thing.

Mmhmm, see your point.

learn2football and baseball, kid.

Parkour is for handicaps.