How thick do they think I am?

[DracoSoul]

Well, would you want 950k in dollars or pounds?

$950,000 = £615,012.12
£950,000 = $1,467,450.76

it's a joke

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

It's going to find out where you live and spam their stuffty chinese products NOT VIRTUALLY, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

PILLS MADE OUT OF PLASTER

[Corbiere]

PILLS MADE OUT OF PLASTER

Pins made out of prawn crackers seem most likely. They're the cheap things you get free when you get a takeaway...and don't taste good if you leave them very long.