Roll to Dodge: Zombie Survival Edition

[TMAN7676]

If you would, sign me up. (if you still are.)

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[BobSevenSevens]

If you would, sign me up. (if you still are.)

Waiting Listed.

Muzzles56 (1): While attempting to stay on the chopper, you fell off. You are now on top of a gas station.

No, FROHman Elite! (3): Your attempt to stay on the chopper failed, and you are now hanging on the skid of the helicopter.

? (6): You succesfully stay on the chopper, and notice that muzzles fell off and FROHman is hanging. You help FROHman up and tell the chopper pilot that muzzles fell off. He begins circling back around to pick up muzzles.

[agent132]

I block my bedroom door and slide a long plank out of my window for muzzles to climb across.

[Muzzles56]

I find the missing person inside the gas station, eating a candy bar

[BobSevenSevens]

agent132 (5): You slide the plank across and get onto the gas station roof. You find a P90 on the roof of the gas station.
New Weapon: P90 w/ 50/300 ammo

Muzzles56 (3): There was no one inside the gas station, so you got back onto the roof and met agent.

[Muzzles56]

I get laid

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I hold onto something while the chopper turns around.

[BobSevenSevens]

Muzzles56 (2): You attempt to butt-forget agent, who smashes you in the face with his P90, stunning you.
New Effect: Stunned (you miss next roll)

No, FROHman Elite! (4): You successfully hold onto ? as the chopper turns around.

[Muzzles56]

I get laid again

[agent132]

I tie a gas canister from the garage onto a shopping trolley in the street, light it and drive it to the helicopter and strap on, uh i mean in.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I get laid again

oh you

[?]

>Strap self in.

[Muzzles56]

Now my stun is gone
I strap myself in to a seat :U

[CopBlock]

I also strap myself in

[Muzzles56]

I give CopBlock the candy bar I got out of the gas station