Dumbest reason for being banned?

[Xx7xX]

Mine:

My BL name is The Armamentalist. (A class in draognquest IX.) So I join this server, run by this guy named armageddon, and within my first 5 seconds of playing the server, I am redirected to the menu. It read as follows:

The server dropped the connection.

You are banned from this server for -1 minutes by Armageddon.

Reason: Too close to my name. Find another, you fat belly twat.

Someone get me the SERIOUS emoticon pls

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[Nyskel]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=32719.0

[Xx7xX]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=32719.0

stuff stuff stuff

[curiosblockland6]

You were banned forever.

Reason: You dont listen to ACDC.

Someone banned me. They asked me,Do you like ACDC? And I said,NO.

Ban.

[Cheemo]

I'm pretty sure cheemio is banned from my server for a stupid reason.

[deadpossom]

I was on some blockhead's server and the conversation satarted like this:

DeadPossom:Hi
*DeadPossom Spawns*
*I start making an awsome house*
Blockhead: Nooaw Stuop!
Me: Why?
Blockhead: Ur spami.
(I was using ramps in my build. >.<)
Me:Spami...
Blockhead:YES SPAMI.

Banned me for:

"YES SPAMI."

[GenaralSkar]

My bro got banned for "Mario is not a Dragon" and then I got banned for "Genaral is not a Skar"

[Amade]

someone have wizzeh post his banlist
it's hilarious

[oleg662]

someone have wizzeh post his banlist
it's hilarious

Someone have Gunner post his banlist, it will fill up the page.

[Cheemo]

Someone have Gunner post his banlist, it will fill up the page.

wizzeh's hit the character limit

[Regulith]

"Genaral is not a Skar"

Wow

That's like saying "Professor is not a Hawking"

[Legacy]

Armageddon sounds like a big douche. That can kill a yakk from 200 yards away, with mind bullets!

[oleg662]

wizzeh's hit the character limit

Well i'm not banned by him 

[Liquid]

Liquid joined the game
Liquid: Hi

Banned, Reason:
obvious plaz is obvious!

[Legacy]

Well i'm not banned by him 

He means the forum post character limit...