A stunning statistic

[Dodger]

BREAKING NEWS:

A GUY JUST DIED. WE ARE NOT IMMORTAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[Ad Bot]

[AGlass0fMilk]

This world is so god damn dumb.

For example, a 29 year old man is sentenced to life in prison for killing his wife and 2 children.

That's like 33,000 a year.
Just shoot the mother forgeter and be done with it.

Or the fact people in my family can't get a job because they don't speak loving Spanish in an English speaking country.

Why the forget should I change my life for some damn beaner who decided to hop the fence?

This but minus the mistakes

[Dodger]

You know what I find silly?

People die for living too long.

Double Post:

I know, they should get some Veteran Subscription award or something.

[Tom Gunn]

Double Post:

I know, they should get some Veteran Subscription award or something.

But, they are dead, how would they enjoy it?

[Camera]

is the revive item a transporter?

It is a small Object/Stone

Unless you somehow incorperate it into a machine to transfer yourself out of your grave, good luck if they already buried you.

You know what I find silly?

People die for living too long.

Only if they lived to their extent.

But, they are dead, how would they enjoy it?

Other people would feel good for them having it.

[Dodger]

But, they are dead, how would they enjoy it?

Instead of dieing.

[Tom Gunn]

Other people would feel good for them having it.

I'm not sure on how that boosts the dead persons self esteem.

[AGlass0fMilk]

It wouldn't matter if it did.

I like life, eternal unconsciousness is not something I and most normal human beings look forward to.

But you wouldn't be conscious to know you were unconscious so it wouldn't matter if you look forward to it or not.

It's like taking a killshot bullet. Just a quick slap on the forehead and then nothing. Not much pain, but I wouldn't know, I've never been shot in the head before.

[Muzzles56]

This topic has been derailed completely

[AGlass0fMilk]

This topic has been derailed completely

It's like we started going the other way... on a different track...

[Dodger]

Guys, some guy asked me what a male was.

[Tom Gunn]

Guys, some guy asked me what a male was.

It's a...uh, highly advanced ape.

[Regulith]

Always carry one of these.

[WingZero]

1. You need a male to reproduce, and the other way around. That would mean the girl would have to be a heteroloveual to do so.
2. Or, her level of stupidity is so high she wont even get to have a child.
3. IF she ever has a child, I doubt she can survive labor.
Edit: 4. The child could be female.
5. If the child is male, he would be either heteroloveual, biloveual, or homoloveual in this case.
6. The child dies during labor.
The possibilities are endless.

[Tom Gunn]

Always carry one of these.

A yellow rock?