Yo check it, I went ahead and pooled the money to get you you're very own F40PH. This is the single most badass thing you'll ever own in your life. People who own F40PHs? Yeah, they can never lose the game, because owning a train like this automatically causes you to transcend the game. Chuck Norris jokes? Yeah, Chuck Norris is just a nickname given to this badass train, and most people repeating the Chuck Norris jokes don't even realize that. This thing is loving hardcore with 1.2 GIGAWATT (meaning it can almost go back in loving time) B-B diesel-electric locomotive with 3000 horsepower. Yeah, I'll accept your thanks in anyway you can, IE groveling with gratitude.
I'M NOT READY TO LOVE A FURRY AND I NEVER WILL BE
1.21 GIGAWATTS? HOW ARE WE GONNA GENERATE THAT KIND OF POWER?
WITH loveY POWER.
SO YOU ADMIT YOU DO, YOU JUST AREN'T READY! ACCEPT IT, PEEJSTER! THE SOONER YOU DO THE EASIER IT WILL BE. ACCEPT! NIGHT FOX.IS.YOUR.SACRED.MOST PRECIOUS.AND GREATEST.LOVER.
forget YOU DAD, I DON'T WANT TO BE A FURRY'S BRIDE
BUT YOU ARE MEANT TO BE WITH HIM! DON'T YOU SEE, YOU ARE SECRETLY A 'FURRY', TOO!/Plottwist
NOOOOYOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
I'm sorry, son. This is how it was meant to be. But hey, look up chap. Your babies will be beautiful. c:You'll be having 6.
I'M NOT A "SON"THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BEI BET YOU ADOPTED ME, DIDN'T YOU
That is in the past now. The present is here. Your future is waiting.And it is with Night Fox.
NOI'M GONNA RUN AWAY FROM HOME AND MARRY MY TRUE LOVER. ONE WHO ISN'T A FURRY.
Be home by dinner. c: