Yo check it, I went ahead and pooled the money to get you you're very own F40PH. This is the single most badass thing you'll ever own in your life. People who own F40PHs? Yeah, they can never lose the game, because owning a train like this automatically causes you to transcend the game. Chuck Norris jokes? Yeah, Chuck Norris is just a nickname given to this badass train, and most people repeating the Chuck Norris jokes don't even realize that. This thing is loving hardcore with 1.2 GIGAWATT (meaning it can almost go back in loving time) B-B diesel-electric locomotive with 3000 horsepower. Yeah, I'll accept your thanks in anyway you can, IE groveling with gratitude.
