Author Topic: Coconut  (Read 4898 times)

Big ones, small ones, some as BIG AS A HEAD!
A flick of the wrist then give them a twist, that's all the sherman said!

btw, i hate coconuts

That's a quality camera you got.
Mmm, coconuts.

It's my cell phone, lol.

Last time I had a coconut it was a bitch. The liquid inside tasted bad and the fruity part had no flavor. What's your secret bones?

The first two I tried tasted like soap. Then I bought them from Publix instead of Wal-Mart. There are also tips for buying a good one. Some taste horrible, others taste amazing...  almost like almonds.

I just had a Coconut.  I am satisfied.

I really can stand coconuts. Mainly because it takes too much effort to open them.

I really can stand coconuts. Mainly because it takes too much effort to open them.

It takes barely any effort. The only hard part is removing the green shell, and you don't even have to do that.

1.Crack coconut
2.Drink remaining juices
3.Lay coconut shell in cold bowl
4.???
5.Profit

It takes barely any effort. The only hard part is removing the green shell, and you don't even have to do that.
You have to walk the drawer, from the couch, grab the hammer, grab cocowhatever from fridge, grab cutting board, smash cocowhatever, pick of green shell, clean up mess, eat cocowhatever, grab new shirt cause you eat like a slob...

I just made it seem like a lot of work.

Do you live in Hawaii? ;o?

Do you live in Hawaii? ;o?
Coconuts don't populate in that only area.

Coconuts don't populate in that only area.
They also grow in greenhouses in Alaska.


Really though, I don't really like coconuts.

Coconuts don't populate in that only area.

I know. Someone should go to the beach, find a coconut, and mail it to me. I want one that isn't all processed and crap....

I know. Someone should go to the beach, find a coconut, and mail it to me. I want one that isn't all processed and crap....
Sorry, you have to get it from the tree yourself.

I live in Utah :C You can't find coconut trees here. Or beaches. Except for this one lake that has beach sand on it imported from Hawaii. :D!

I live in Utah :C You can't find coconut trees here. Or beaches. Except for this one lake that has beach sand on it imported from Hawaii. :D!
I don't know the climate would be good enough, sorry :c