I PROJECTED VOMIT FROM MY MOUTH. NO SCHOOL TODAY

[Doorman]

I've always gone to school, even when I was sick. Because I wanted to learn for my future and not end up as a certificated professional bum.

Aye, same. I'm sick right now and about to get out of school.

Edit: As in finish for the day.

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

your stories on how you didn't go to school one day.

[PossesedAngel]

Projecting vomit at 360 degrees is really horrible.

[Pentaplox]

I took a 70mg Vyvanse pill an hour before my swim race at school for the energy, won the race, threw up, and had to go home. Hell yeah, double success.
(btw vyvanse is an ADHD med that if it's not needed to perscribe, will generally have the opposite effect, which is what I got. Bought from mah dealer for $2! hah what a deal.)

[Nikki]

Once, everyone in the school got stomach flu. School was closed for 3 days, not including the weekend.

[WhoDa?]

I took a 70mg Vyvanse pill an hour before my swim race at school for the energy, won the race, threw up, and had to go home. Hell yeah, double success.
(btw vyvanse is an ADHD med that if it's not needed to perscribe, will generally have the opposite effect, which is what I got. Bought from mah dealer for $2! hah what a deal.)

and yet you're just loving stupid and pitiful

[Niblic]

Projecting vomit at 360 degrees is really horrible.

You vomited forgetin' magnets and it forgetin' magnetized to your motherforgetin' mouth.

CLOWNEDIT: forgetin' magnets, how do they work?

[Pentaplox]

and yet you're just loving stupid and pitiful

and proud.

[Squiggles]

I've been missing school for about 4 years now. Homeschool BOOYAH

[carolcat]

I've been missing school for about 4 years now. Homeschool BOOYAH

Agreed. 2 years here :D
 When I did go to school... I missed 2 weeks because of Appendicitis. It hurt... But I was in 1st grade at the time.
 I've also been suspended for a week for drawing an epic picture... And it had a gun in it

[NickTheSushi]

I got strep and was out for a week and a half.

[Man 2]

One time I had Cheerios for breakfast and when I got on the bus, the fumes got to my head and BLAAAAUGHSGHSHSGHBSH

No school.

[Littledude]

today was my first day of school. My parents never let me skip school unless I'm really badly sick.

[Kochieboy]

I got in a fight with a kid, no school. I won tho. (But got in-school.)

[Sirrus]

If you're well enough to get on the forums you're well enough to go to school.

The only time I prefer to miss school is when I'm in constant physical pain. This is a sure indicator that you're not in high school because missing school usually just means a forgetton of work you need to catch up on.