Why do you hate cats?

[DrenDran]

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Dogs are okay, I just like cats more.

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[Previous]

I'd rather have a lizard, almost no care is needed.

Dragon.

[A.R.C.]

I hate cats simply because I'm allergic to them.

Sounds like a case of Fox and the grape.

[thomas64]

My cat is just like a rug.
It's hard to tell if he's alive sometimes.

[skelolego229]

My cat is just like a rug.
It's hard to tell if he's alive sometimes.

1.poke it repeatedly
2.wait till it starts growling
3.???
4.profit!

[Molasses]

I don't like cats, because every one of them I've seen runs away if you try to even sit near them. I like dogs, because they enjoy attention, and come to you for it. The point of a pet in my eyes is a companion, not something that runs away from you.

[Lileep]

i hate cats because they can always tell when i'm watching research
loving perverts

and all dogs do is eat sleep and murder people

at least vegetable doesn't give me a goddamn heart attack.

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Dragon.

Yes! Way more interesting than a mammal as a pet!

[oromis]

I like cats because 1: Some are loving beast, taking down squirrels and birds, and 2: they are so easy-going and chill. I like some breeds of dog, like roosterer Spaniel, but the majority of the breeds of dog I dislike.

[Blockoman]

Yes! Way more interesting than a mammal as a pet!

Except with their high metabolism, they need to eat a lot.
And when they're happy, they sometimes puff out sparks, which can set things on fire.

[Wynd_Fox]

Cats are awesome.

[Lileep]

I like cats because 1: Some are loving beast, taking down squirrels and birds, and 2: they are so easy-going and chill. I like some breeds of dog, like roosterer Spaniel, but the majority of the breeds of dog I dislike.

he looks so cute and adorable and loving

trust me he can't be trusted.

i also hate cats because of the blatant lack of loyalty. they don't really LOVE you, they just rely on you.

[oromis]

First, that thing looks like the equivalent to Obese Maurice, and something along the lines of a turtle struggling to get back up after falling on it's shell.

And dogs don't love you either, they just butter you up so you give them food and boners.

[Blockoman]

i also hate cats because of the blatant lack of loyalty. they don't really LOVE you, they just rely on you.

Not true.

You've obviously never treated a cat the right way.

[DrPepper]

They piss loving EVERYWHERE. I want to get a scooter and tape it to my cats testicles and tape the scooter to a rocket then loving blow the rocket into space and rip of my cats testies