Author Topic: Ants (Read 2009 times)

Lileep · August 31, 2010, 02:42:35 PM

So I was using my laptop(Which is on the carpet floor in the living room) and I saw an ant. This got me thinking that there was an ant invasion, so I started SMASHING THE stuff OUT OF IT. This thing was practically flattened but was still alive because of the Carpet Floor. I felt really bad for the thing so I threw him outside, on the concrete porch, and squished him with my thumb one last time.

Twitch. Dead.

I'm going to hell.

(Sorry if double post, my internet sucks).

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Packer · August 31, 2010, 02:43:48 PM

This is why I dodge all bugs no matter what they are. Stupid kids.

skelolego229 · August 31, 2010, 02:44:10 PM

Quote from: Lileep on August 31, 2010, 02:42:35 PM

So I was using my laptop(Which is on the carpet floor in the living room) and I saw an ant. This got me thinking that there was an ant invasion, so I started SMASHING THE stuff OUT OF IT. This thing was practically flattened but was still alive because of the Carpet Floor. I felt really bad for the thing so I threw him outside, on the concrete porch, and squished him with my thumb one last time.

Twitch. Dead.

I'm going to hell.

(Sorry if double post, my internet sucks).

then almost everyone would go to hell because almost everyone has stepped on an ant in their lifetime

PowerDag · August 31, 2010, 02:44:55 PM

Nobody will go to Hell for just squishing an ant.

Acid · August 31, 2010, 02:45:28 PM

Pwned

Destroyer · August 31, 2010, 02:46:38 PM

What an exciting life you live.

General Nick · August 31, 2010, 02:46:47 PM

It has no soul; you won't go to hell.

Camera · August 31, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

Quote from: PowerDag on August 31, 2010, 02:44:55 PM

Nobody will go to Hell for just squishing an ant.

Freakin asian parents saying the stupidest things.

"IF YOU DON'T OPEN WINDOW WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU WILL DIE"

Previous · August 31, 2010, 02:48:08 PM

Quote from: Destroyer on August 31, 2010, 02:46:38 PM

What an exciting life you live.

The ant had an exciting life.

Previous · August 31, 2010, 02:48:50 PM

Quote from: Camera on August 31, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

Freakin asian parents saying the stupidest things.

"IF YOU DON'T OPEN WINDOW WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU WILL DIE"

You mean:

Quote from: Camera on August 31, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

Freakin asian dragons saying the stupidest things.

"IF YOU DON'T SPIT FIRE WHILE YOU SLEEP YOU WILL DIE"

Blockoman · August 31, 2010, 02:49:26 PM

poor ant :c

they are coming for you

skelolego229 · August 31, 2010, 02:49:55 PM

I accidentaly an enitre anthill with firecrackers
edit: then i accidentaly the entire ant population inside with water

Blockoman · August 31, 2010, 02:51:27 PM

Quote from: skelolego229 on August 31, 2010, 02:49:55 PM

I accidentaly an enitre anthill with firecrackers
edit: then i accidentaly the entire ant population inside with water

While you sleep
We will come

D3ATH · August 31, 2010, 02:51:32 PM

You shouldn't put your laptop on carpet to begin with.

PowerDag · August 31, 2010, 02:51:54 PM

Quote from: Camera on August 31, 2010, 02:46:54 PM

Freakin asian parents saying the stupidest things.

"IF YOU DON'T OPEN WINDOW WHEN YOU SLEEP YOU WILL DIE"

Are you calling me asian?