Ok, now that you're reading this, i want all of you to sit down and shut up.
First to start off, SHUT THE forget UP WITH THE loving HOUSEPETS THREADS, THEY ARE cigaretteGY AND GAY. If you guys keep making these threads, you will cause a stuff storm of unbelievable proportions.
Furrys forget animals and are gay lololololol UMAD!!!1!
Shut the forget up, you guys are making up loving nonsense, and your making friends out of yourselves. You won't get anywhere by stuffposting.
Why are you doing that to us, we're not gay, we're going to flame u now. :'(
Stop acting like loving emos, just go away from the thread and go post someplace modest! You better shut the forget up before you guys look like handicaps.
Same with the people flaming the Housepets lovers, you guys better settle down or an admin might find this and get you all banned.
I am not taking sides anymore, if your thread is getting flamed, shut the forget up and cry about it on drama, or just don't even talk about it anymore. (Or just tell an admin)
Second. No one wants to hear a bunch of 7 year olds sound like a bunch of pretentious asshats, I know what it's like, i've been there. If your going to act witty and pretentious, at least be educated about it before posting. No one wants to hear stuff come out of a person's mouth.
Third. No loving derailing threads! Stay on topic and never post anything beyond that. If you do, it can get you banned or badly flamed. I hate people that just go offtopic and then it goes on from that. (Read the housepets thread or anything posted by nightfox)
Fourth. Please be friendly, it breaks my heart to see a fellow poster, go against their nice nature. I used to see this this forum everyday for wonderful threads, but then it turned into a 4chan duplicate.
Fifth. I don't give a stuff if your trolling or anything like that, you better shut your loving mouth or get ready to be flamed.
If you take a cheap shot on me in this thread, i'm just going to ignore you.
I hope you read this because there is no tl;dr
