Golfer sets a 25 acre golf field on fire.

[zackin5]

I thought the title said "Gopher"

I thought you said "Groper"

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[Kalphiter]

I thought you said "Groper"

I thought you said "graper"

[Dodger]

I thought you said "graper"

I thought you said "taper"

[Sarge]

I thought you said "taper"

I thought you said "rape 'er."

[Roknrollwill]

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[Pew446]

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Amidoinitrite???

[TheKhoz]

"Sir, I'd like to play golf on your property"

"Wait, why is your Golf Ball made of flint?"

"Oh stuff."

[pecon7]

"Wait, why is your Golf Ball made of flint?"

"Oh stuff."

NO
The ball would be made of STEEL not flint!
Flint would shatter when you hit it...
And you have to place the flint rocks so you hit them.

[Ethan]

Jus to my curiostiy, how can a single spark set fire to constantly watered grass?

Probably a bush that overhung.

[MaxNikkos]

I lol'd. Who knows what the next fire will be caused from?

Here in New Zealand farmers overalls used to spontaneously combust from the fertiliser on them, and then being dried in front of a fire or from simply the heat of the thighs rubbing.

[patton360]

I am ranked 12 in Texas golf, and this could happen with a driver of the tee, as I have seen sparks. So this may have happend

[D3ATH]

I am ranked 12 in Texas golf

Brag much?

[TomTheGeek²]

Brag much?

More like whore'n.

QUICK. GO IN A FOREST AND PLAY GOLF.

[Blockoman]

Ohlol.

Gophers are cool bro.

I'll get ya blasted varmint