Author Topic: Pokeman9000 - Sonic recolor friendry  (Read 5345 times)

Why does sonic get so many "fanboys", It's just an old game, and not a particularly interesting one at that.
I like the sonic games, but when people are always talking about how "awesome" he is it gets annoying.
And also, it might be because sonic is furry?

God you are one of them.
Go to RTb , download the halloween pack and say /ghostme
Learn to use

Ok, How would anyone know to search "Halloween Pack" for that stuff?

hey ZSNO do you know how to import maps from other games like garry's mod

Why does sonic get so many "fanboys", It's just an old game, and not a particularly interesting one at that.
He got an anime. And you know what anime does to some people.
It makes them lunatics. Huge ones to be specific.

ZSNO why did you post that?

ZSNO why did you post that?
Because you're too handicapped to figure out that YOU CANT.

Quote from: his profile
peejster is a noob he can go die in a hole
Just emphasizing this.

I think we should have the om nom nom sound from the heavy in TF2.

/Discuss
that would be a great idea or instead of says /discuss you can key bind it in the controls
This made me lol like crazy.

ZSNO why did you post that?
Because most of us do not like furfriends like you. This should sum it all up.

And you should've known this by now.
Quote from: Encyclopedia Dramatica
Created by a trio of Japanese video game making furcigarettes as a successor to Alex Kidd, Sonic himself is essentially like a friend who makes claims to have once been as cool as you, but no one can remember why. He can run over 500 mph on land, 700 mph on the Autobahn, and 15 mph up Tails' ass. Sonic zipped through the semen-speckled world of the furry fandom in 1991. "The more the merrier!" laughed the furries, and since then, the pincushion has become prime rib for masturbatory fantasies, fanart and fanfiction; especially on DeviantART.

After a mere two or three games, games even ED's own staff could agree on "as decent", Sonic followed his rainbow and did a U-turn straight into Failtown. It is at this point that the Sonic games went from Sonic and his trusty sidekick Tails fighting the forces of Dr. Robotnik to an abundance of ORIGINAL CHARACTER COPYRIGHT ME ^_^ everywhere. Because what's better than racing at super fast speeds, ricocheting off spring-a-ma-jigs, HOLY stuff RUNNING UPSIDE DOWN, and head butting robots? Give up?! It's a horde of unlikable characters spooged all up in your face. It should also be noted that Sonic is the preferred template material of all the disgustingly horrible "fan-made characters", 90% of which are hedgehogs.

And...
Quote from: Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Sonic fanbase is, unsurprisingly, filled with furfriendry. The fandom is also filled with drama, the essential staple for any furry fandom, usually between "new" and "old" Sonic fans. It is split into four distinctive parts:

Furry smuts from the "old" part of the fandom are those who do nothing but bitch about how much recent Sonic games suck. Nobody, not even SEGA, gives two forgets about them.
The typical kind of fan. They just buy the games and play them. And actually enjoy them. How they do it is anybody's guess.
The general friends that watched Sonic X and probably don't know what a Sega Genesis is. This section of the fandom delights in creating fan-characters, which are arguably the most plentiful but least imaginative fan characters in any fandom ever. It is an unwritten, but strictly enforced law that all fan-characters can go super without using the Chaos Emeralds. Most of them are Recolored Sonic or Shadow clones wearing trenchcoats, those stupid goth boots, equipped with swords (which in most cases are katanas, are able to go Super at any time, and are most likely evil. This part also produces the worst of the Sonic research due to it being drawn by people who either don't know what a vagina actually looks like, or have just copied it from a researcho mag they found in some bushes their dad's drawer.
Christian Weston Chandler.
Some Sonic fans manage, by some miracle unexplained by science, to muster up enough strength to leave their basements and go out into the IRL world long enough to purchase an actual hedgehog, which does not possess super speed or abnormally high power levels. They then proceed to take the creature home, name it after one of the hedgehog characters, and loveually abuse it.




I am receiving way too many mental scars tonight.

:C
I've already seen too many sonic recolors

Scars...

Just emphasizing this.
Why is it anytime Peejster dramas someone they hate him?

Guys, this guy is a bigger idiot than you think.

It's not a Sonic recolor.

It's a Shadow recolor.

Why is it anytime Peejster dramas someone they hate her?
Wouldn't you hate somebody if they drama'd you?
It may be just the fact that everybody I target seems to be a little kid.