Author Topic: Imagine punching somebody  (Read 3183 times)

so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into like Venetian doors and stuff


Thats awesome.  I wanna do that.

What if I kick them? Do they turn into a chair?

That means... THEY ARE WATCHING US

What if I kick them? Do they turn into a chair?
No, they turn into a dog.

So if you're Superman, you can turn people into stargates? :o

So if you're Superman, you can turn people into stargates? :o
Oh god, lol.

Bones, on a scale of 1 to Totally-loving-Off-My-Chair-Puking-On-the-Floor, how high are you?

by any chance would they look like this before you punched them?

I see your punching people into a door ability, and raise you a widow making head-butting ability.

Read this last year, I think it came from a post on /b/ or something.

by any chance would they look like this before you punched them?

Can't unsee.


Pretty sure I've heard this before.