Roll to Dodge - Afghanistan War Edition

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Here's how it works:

You begin in a blackhawk helicopter with either a: M4a1, Mp5, desert eagle, or low ammo m60.
Your blackhawk crashes, and you find your scattered weapons. A group of hostiles is nearby.

[The First to Play: Squad Leader]

Roll to Dodge rules apply:

1-PHAILTRAIN
2-Congrats, its a fail!
3-Get to the Fail!
4-Nice!
5-Epic!
6-K-k-k-ILLLTACCULLARR

Six at a time. Tell me if you want to play. Full? Waiting List. [AKA: Reinforcements]


Current Squad (Playing)
1-LeeroyBlockhead (M4a1) | Squad Member lnotleaderl | Class: Medic
2-
3-? - Future Creature | Laser Gun | ECT
4-kanew2000 | AK47 | Knife | Class: ??
5-SeventhSandwich. M4A1 Class: Assault/Tech
6-

Reinforcements (Waiting list)
1-
2-
3-
4-
5-
6-

KIA (Dead)
1- Tingalz

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

Die in crash

[LeeroyBlockhead]

(1) - Tingalz) You failed to die in the crash. You have obtained 3 wounds. Your clips are gone, along with your weapon.
     Obtained Wound: Wounded Legs ( Must Crawl for movement or get an ally to carry)
     Obtained Wound: Cut open Chest (-5 HP)
       Obtained Wound: Damaged Arm (-2 gun skill)
        Lost Weapon
        Lost Ammunition
        Obtained Weapon: M9 pistol, 5 clips, current ammo count: 3
        [HP: 95]

(3) - LeeroyBlockhead) You put away your weapon and look to your wounded ally, Tingalz. You head over to him and pull him from the crash into cover behind a wall. You pull out your weapon again, checking on your ally, before looking past the corner. You pull your head from the corner and look to poor Tingalz. You ask them if they can walk. No matter what, you hand them your M9 sidearm.
         Obtained Wounded Soldier: Tingalz
              [HP: 100]

[?]

Teleport in FROM THE FUTURE with a laser gun, Hand teleporter, Shield and Handheld time machine.

[carolcat]

LOL

[LeeroyBlockhead]

(5) - ? ) You successfully transport yourself from the future, and land near Tingalz and Leeroy. But what you dont know, is your laser gun was damaged on the transport!

(4) - Hostiles ) The hostiles have spotted you three! Uh oh.. Looks like you're going into a fight!

(1) - LeeroyBlockhead) You take up a defensive stance and try to fire. Uh oh! Your M4 is jammed! You enter cover again with a bullet in your arm. You slap the M4a1 a few times, before exitting cover. You manage to one hand the weapon, and fire off 5 shots, removing 2 of the hostiles, before you enter cover.
                        Obtained Wound: Bullet In Arm (-2 Gunskill)

[kanew2000]

I was on a boat,when the hostiles shot the engine of my ship

I have a AK and a knife,1 clip apparently.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

(6) kanew2000 ) Your ship was battered, and a torcreep sent it onto the crashed helicopter.

(2) Leeroy ) Leeroy Facepalmed, "Dear god that was wierd."

[carolcat]

(2) Leeroy ) Leeroy Facepalmed, "Dear god that was wierd."

Lol fail

[kanew2000]

How many hostiles are there?

I ask leeroy if he has AK clips.

[SeventhSandwich]

SeventhSandwich. M4A1
Class: Assault/Tech

Get up and retrieve cigarette from pocket. Light with lighter.

I crashed aswell. You didn't notice me much since I was a loner and I crawl out from low-weight aluminum scrap metal and say hi to Tingalz.

[kanew2000]

SeventhSandwich. M4A1

Get up and retrieve cigarette from pocket. Light with lighter.

say how you got there silly

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Well, there are about 7 more out of nine, and I'm out of medical supplies. Tingalz over here is kinda forgeted, and here."

Leeroy gives Kanew2000 4 AK magazines.

"Uh.. stuff."

A hostile grenade slid to the corner, fixing to explode.

"In this time we must leave the wounded and run, I think."

Leeroy attempts to evade!

(3) Leeroy ) Leeroy is damaged by shrapnel as he jumps from the grenade.

(1) - Tingalz is dead!

(6) Leeroy successfully shot the grenade away from Seven and Kanew, causing a forced explosion of the grenade.

[?]

Fix laser gun.

[kanew2000]

Throw tingalz's body at hostiles.