Funniest sayings you've heard on Blockland!

[Gadgethm]

*Ahem*



It's also my sig.

[Ad Bot]

[The surgeon]

"Can I have admin?"
"No"
"Why not??"
"Give me one good reason you want it."
"uhhhh, cuz I liek it."
"******* get off my server."
"nou I wany admin"
"_____ Has permanently banned _____ Reason: "****** get off my server."

I can not remember the names.

[carolcat]

Don't have a screenshot, but here's what it was anyways:
"Union of Sarcasm: Like we need your help."
--
"Don't you feel the power? Soon the whole universe will play Blockland. Including you."

Both quotes from me :3

[carolcat]

Here's one by Marioguy0:
"My imagination broke. And they're out of replacements at Wal-Mart."

[Acolyptor]

_____:"HOLY CRAP MINI-NUKE ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP!!!"

↑My Server.
I forgot the names though.

[Mariobro123586]

I once said in a server my initials are BAG, and they are.
The entire server laughed.
They fell off their chairs 

[Riot]

*Ahem*



It's also my sig.

LOL

[thomas64]

inb4howdoyouban

[Specever]

Forums?

stop following me !

I'm not following you.

you are in the topics

[The Titanium]

This isn't funny.

u r so cool

[darerd]

slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
Ethan143: wut
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
Bricker43: I swear to god if you say that one more time I will take away your admin and ban you!
slow_snow2: Ethan143 is radioactive!
slow_snow2: wait what?
Darerd has banned Bricker43 for 10 minutes "You're not an admin so you can't ban him :P"
*4 second pause*
Ethan143: lol
slow_snow2: Bricker43 is radioactive!
Darerd: shut up snow.
slow_snow2: okay


Edit: I made this one up, but the part of slow_snow2 constantly saying stuff it radioactive was true, and it was SOOO loving annoying.

[The Titanium]

hey tieduednadum

[ghost1]

me, noob

guy, i am hot noob

me, your not hot

guy, what?

GHOST-1 banned guy for NOOB!!!! and your not hot!

guy has left the game

me, what a noob!

[Meekl]

me, noob

guy, i am hot noob

me, your not hot

guy, what?

GHOST-1 banned guy for NOOB!!!! and your not hot!

guy has left the game

me, what a noob!

oh the irony it burns
get it off
:C

[Drak]

"why is it that when i google 'grandpas a vegetable' i get pics of old people loving"