Total Members Voted: 15
"BUY THIS NOW! AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER!"
I would buy the soap so I could put something in my star fish while I masturbate
"hmm.... what should I do to make people on the internet like me? I KNOW! I'll make random and stupid love references for no reason!"
No I was serious. I love to stick my fingers in my ass while I cum
Who the forget in their right mind sits down to think about wat2do with their life and says "Soap, I'll make soap."