Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Cybertails1998]

Walk over it and press Z.

how do i turn on shift

[Ad Bot]

[JTBreslow]

caps luck

cn i b dog

[Ash]

Yes, but I'll need your pants and a camera.

Can I eat the last taco?

[mr. pedophile]

no.

why is it purple?

[Freeze]

Because it's green.

Why do my french fries die?

[LeetZero]

Because of the chemicals put to them and that's the: Sense of life, to.. die..

Why we need Peanut Butter and Jelly to eat Sandwiches?

[Ash]

Because it cures cancer.

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?

[yogamoanyo]

Resting to get more ripe.

Why am I always hungry in the morning?

[Parallel]

Because you poop too much.

What's the main ingredient of shrimp salad?

[The Titanium]

you

no seriously

anyway, why is karkat always so crabby?

[Shadowed999]

Because hes a bird.


Why is there a creep bear at every corner of my house?

[jonue]

Nothing.

Shoe.

"you are so dumb so very dumb "sorry couldnt resist saying it its 42 !1!!!!!

[LeetZero]

Because the internet loves you.

Why no one realized and made a topic that BLOCKLAND is actually formed by BLOCK and LAND, however, a block and a Landscape are not combined that good, except if you are a LEGO Figure in real life and make landscapes made out of Blocks.

[Shadowed999]

Because they are aliens.



Why do presidents pretend like they're dead when they are not?

[Pouch]

Because they like to touch themselves at night while their wives are loving potatoes.