Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Makingblah]

Repeating your leaving certificate exam can help you.

Why, whenever I sit on a rock, do I feel like rubbing my

hands?

[Ad Bot]

[PIKEL]

Hax
Why do my genitals retract into my body when i eat cake?

[The Titanium]

because cake is cold and your balls are like stuff GUYS WE GOTTA SEEK SHELTER

why is a cake like a five

[Fargeaux]

loving commies did it.

I need help rebooting my pc

[The Titanium]

you need to turn on off the computer just like everyone else jimmy

what is this

[TurnipBlog]

This.

Magnets?

[ModderSlodder]

Nope, just use a jew.

Here?

[Sabbin]

There.

Why?

[Night Fox]

Because.

Because why?

[Tremrist]

The flashlight is broken, thats why.

Pencils not work why

[Night Fox]

Because the lead is broken you silly eagle.

Why did Jeebus killed all dinosaurs?

[JAW959]

Because he didn't want you to rape them.

Does anybody know what it's like...
to be the bad man...
to be the sad man...
behind blue eyes...

[Tremrist]

Because he didn't want you to rape them.

Does anybody know what it's like...
to be the bad man...
to be the sad man...
behind blue eyes...

half way

wtf is this is a dOLLAR?

[Ladios]

its when a coin wants to get an abortion but the other coin saiys no fu thats illegal and not legal for laws by the church and state cause its murder
and then they become an dOLLAR.

Why does my car's gasometer point towards E?

[kevin 51l]

It stands for end, so you should throw it away.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?