This is a fairly popular forum game I've seen on other forums, and there was a short-lived thread here awhile ago, so let's try again!
What you do in this thread is explained by the title. In each post, answer the stupid question above with a stupid answer and ask a new stupid question to be answered.
New rule: Although the questions and answers are supposed to be stupid, they have to at least be QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. "Dog?" is not a question.
What lives in the ground?