What a horrible evening I've had

[MackTheHunter]

I walk into the bathroom to brush my teeth and clean my retainer. I have this little glass, like a GLASS not a cup, that I put the retainer cleansing tablet in, fill with warm water and put my retainer in so that the tablet dissolves and cleans the retainer. Well, as I'm picking it up, it turns out it's wet and I dropped it into the sink. This was a loving loud noise because not only did it hit the sink, it rolled around in there for about three seconds straight.

At the time it is 2:30 AM, my mom is asleep and she is a VERY light sleeper.

She didn't wake up.

Then, after the whole thing, I walk into my room and realize that it's a cold night, so I decide to open my window. I pulled the string to open the window blinds up, and the WHOLE loving THING BROKE OFF AND SLAMMED ONTO THE FLOOR. The whole set of blinds, roller, etc. is now on my floor, in 50 pieces.

My mom still didn't wake up. Thank the forgetin' heavens.

Anyway I'm now off to bed before something worse happens. Discuse.

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[Regulith]

Did she hear you posting this and sit straight up and yell "WHO MADE THAT NOISE?!" like in the movies?

[MackTheHunter]

Luckly no, she's still asleep

[Antallion]

What a horrible night to have a curse.

[DrenDran]

*a bird flys into your window, the bird makes a horriable screaming noise as the window shatters with a series of sharp loud cracks, one of the glass shards hits your cat, which starts yelping uncontrollably for five minutes, which then wakes up every dog in the neighborhood, so they start barking too*

Nothing happens so you post about it on blockland.

*click*

WHO THE forget IS MAKING ALL THAT NOISE

[mrlolop]

*a bird flys into your window, the bird makes a horriable screaming noise as the window shatters with a series of sharp loud cracks, one of the glass shards hits your cat, which starts yelping uncontrollably for five minutes, which then wakes up every dog in the neighborhood, so they start barking too*

Nothing happens so you post about it on blockland.

*click*

WHO THE forget IS MAKING ALL THAT NOISE

It's exactly like in the picture shows!

[Regulith]

*a bird flys into your window, the bird makes a horriable screaming noise as the window shatters with a series of sharp loud cracks, one of the glass shards hits your cat, which starts yelping uncontrollably for five minutes, which then wakes up every dog in the neighborhood, so they start barking too*

Nothing happens so you post about it on blockland.

*click*

WHO THE forget IS MAKING ALL THAT NOISE

Did she hear you posting this and sit straight up and yell "WHO MADE THAT NOISE?!" like in the movies?

[DrenDran]

I ignored you.

Also, in all seriousness, you're mom probably won't be mad she to if wake up.

[stuntman021]

Off-Topic is not your blog.

[Quintano Man]

Off-Topic is not your blog.

Gtfo

[DrenDran]

Off-Topic is not your blog.

Then what do you think it is for?

[Chriz]

Then what do you think it is for?

talking about furries, thats just about all we did one month.

[shafin25]

talking about furries, thats just about all we did one month.

Mcdonalds.

[Chriz]

Mcdonalds.

we had like, 30 food topics up once.

[skill4life]

If it's a cold night, why the forget would you open your window?