*I hate cheerleaders.
*I hate my eighth-grade Algebra teacher.
*I hate cats.
*I hate the death grip that Facebook has on the world's population.
*I hate the death grip that Twitter has on the world's population.
*I hate talk shows.
*I hate C-SPAN.
*I hate reality shows.
*I hate Steve Jobs' blinding obsession with his iPad.
*I hate how in Oblivion, you can't do a loving thing about the Emperor's death. You just stand back and watch him get a mace shoved down his throat.
*I hate when people copy and paste articles from Wikipedia into their posts to make themselves sound smart.
*I hate humans.
*I hate being the good character in games where you have a choice, like Oblivion or Fable.
*I hate when you say something really loudly at the precise moment when the rest of the room gets really, really quiet.
*I hate when you do something awesome when nobody is watching, then fail miserably at it when someone is actually watching.
*I hate when the preppy girls at school find it necessary to flaunt their privates in your face, just to get you to lie to them and say you want them.
*I hate when the preppy girls at school find it necessary to put on twenty pounds of makeup because they think they're the ugliest forgets on the planet without it.
*I hate when the preppy girls at school find it necessary to wear short skirts and tank tops in 30 degree weather. It doesn't make them lovey.
*I hate the show Toddlers and Tiaras. If you want to scar and degrade your children for life, don't do it on TV.
*I hate when our girlfriends find themselves ugly, no matter how many times we tell them otherwise. We're not blind.
*I hate football.
*I hate when people flame me for being an Atheist. "SO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE?!" No. I don't believe in Hell.
*I hate when people try to convert me because I'm an Atheist. This is especially prevalent in Christians and Catholics. (Holy stuff, that sounds like a board game.)
*I hate "Screamo".
*I hate when people don't tell me they've got a new phone number.
*I hate the Halo series.
*I hate when the teacher decides to call me out in the middle of class. "RIGHT, NICK?!"
*I hate modern music.
*I hate the BP oil spill coverage. We know it's happening. So drop it.
*I hate my neighborhood. It's creepy in its neatness.
*I hate all those stuffty remakes of Risk. "RISK: MONOPOLY EDITION"
*I hate "Twi-tards" "Twi-hards".
*I hate Virginian accents.
*I hate summer.
*I hate spring.
*I hate bright, sunny, not-a-cloud-in-the-sky days.
*I hate Michael Cera.
*I hate how even a year after Michael Jackson's death, there's still coverage on it.
*I hate video games based on movies. They all suck.
*I hate how Stephanie Meyer completely re-invented the term "Vampire". If it's not a blood-sucking, seductive demon with fangs, pale skin, a gaunt face, an aversion to garlic/holy water, and a severe sensitivity to sunlight, it's not worth my time.
*I hate Snuggies.
*I hate when people put up portraits in their house of people they don't know. It's creepy.
*I hate poker.
*I hate M. Night movies.
*I hate religious debates.
*I hate Airsoft.
*I hate churches. Their architecture is so tacky these days. What happened to those huge, grandiose cathedrals?
*I hate how in Fable TLC, the NPCs are so expectant of your nasty, evil character to defeat the big villain, then act all surprised when he joins him instead.
*I hate how a man cannot smile at all, or else he is a child enthusiast.
*I hate how people think everything from Wal-Mart is a nuke.
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*Come to think of it, I hate when that happens, too.
