Roll: You Must Destroy The Wall v2.1 - UPDATES

[Cybertails1998]

red and blue

hi
I have those IRL.

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[canto xe]

Dig the ground under it and bury it

[Qwepir]

hi
I have those IRL.

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You said Red@Blue

[Jenxas]

OBLITERATE EVERYTHING

[Previous]

Do a funny dance to amuse the wall

Stop helping the wall.

Take stuff in hand, smear stuff on wall.

SeventhSandwich: (1) You take the stuff, and you drop it because of the terrible smell.

draw a chalk mural on the wall

Qwepir: (5) You would make the wall furious, but it already is.

Punch wall

shafin25: (5) You punch the wall. Holy stuff! You're strong! More than 300 damage is dealt from a single punch!

Eat the mind honey and fire huge-ass lasers from eyes.

?: (1) You were about to eat the mind honey and the brick monster stole it and damaged you.

OBLITERATE EVERYTHING

Jenxas: (6) Raaaaah!! UBERRAGE!! ROOOOOOO.. BAAAAAAAAKAAAMABABAAM!! More than 1500 damage is dealt!
Jenxas (double roll): (3) You miss.

Wall HP: 92354
Status: FURIOUS
Summons: Brick Monster

Wall: (3) The wall steals Scarpelt's orbital cannon.
Brick Monster: (5) The brick monster grabs a rock, and throws it at Jenxas. Jenxas is now wounded.

PLAYER STATUS:
Scarpelt: NO MOVE, RAGE
JTBreslow: NO MOVE
Squiggles: NO MOVE
?: FAIL
Cybertails1998: NO MOVE, RAGE
masterockets: NO MOVE
Jenxas: SUCCESS, CONFUSED, UBERRAGE, WOUNDED
skelolego229: PERFECT, HAS MOUNT AS SUMMON
kanew2000: NO MOVE
SeventhSandwich: FAIL
shafin25: PERFECT

[?]

Use POWER ATTACK x10000!!!

[shafin25]

Spawn a cannon and jump inside. Ask someone to light it and BLAST OFF TO THE WALL WHILE YELLING ARRRGHHHH!!!!!!

[Scarpelt]

Call in Nuclear Meteor.

[Squiggles]

Ass rape the wall. While it is enjoying it fire my AssLauncher and blow it the forget up.

[JTBreslow]

Shot web

[skelolego229]

I transfer my mount to the first person to want it and roll to summon a pair of invincible sunglasses.

[Jenxas]

UBERRAGE INTO IMMORTALITY

[Previous]

Use POWER ATTACK x10000!!!

no.

Call in Nuclear Meteor.

Scarpelt: (4) DDDDDDRRRR..--- BAAAOOOMMM!! Cracks of the wall fly through the arena!

roll to summon a pair of invincible sunglasses.

skelolego229: (5) You got sunglasses.

UBERRAGE INTO IMMORTALITY

no.

Wall HP: 91472
Status: Calm.
Summons: Brick Monster (+slimy slime)²

Wall: (6) Wall summons slimy slime.
Wall (double roll): (4) Wall summons slimy slime.
Slimy Slime will attack in the next turn.
Brick Monster: (1) The brick monster charges for a punch! It missed!

PLAYER STATUS:
Scarpelt: PERFECT
?: no
Jenxas: no, UBERRAGE, WOUNDED
skelolego229: PERFECT, IS GIVING AWAY MOUNT AS SUMMON, HAS INVISIBLE SUNGLASSES AS MOUNT

[Squiggles]

Ass rape the wall. While it is enjoying it fire my AssLauncher and blow it the forget up.

[Jenxas]

Hey Previous, mind to edit and SHOOT BOMBS FROM MY EYES