Roll: You Must Destroy The Wall v2.1 - UPDATES

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The same game as Cybertails1998's, but I'll make another one, since he stopped updating it.

The wall is blocking your path to that amulet of awesomely awesome awesomeness.
You want it very bad.
So.

You must destroy the wall.

Roll to Dodge dice involved.
1 - Terrible Fail
2 - Fail
3 - Small Fail
4 - Success
5 - Big Success
6 - Super Success, 2nd Roll

Wall:
HP: 100000
Status: Perfect

At least 5 moves needed for a roll.

Status: DEAD - You are dead. Roll number 6 to continue.
RAGE - Your attack power is raised by 2x.
UBERRAGE - Your attack power is raised by 3x. However, when the uberrage ends, you'll die.
WOUNDED - You are wounded. Move to heal and roll 4+.
INJURIED - You are injuried. Move to heal and roll 5+.
POISON - You are poisoned. Poison deals damage in each move. Roll 3+ in 3 move combo to heal.
CONFUSED - You are confused. You may hit yourself.
(09/08/2010)
Please use the Cortex Command when you're going to roll.
Example: Shoot the Orbital Cannon!
Ban List
psycopathic clown - For bitching around to get the amulet without destroying the wall.

[Ad Bot]

[psycopathic clown]

Walk around said wall. Grab the amulet and blow up the wall with said amulet. Proceed to blow up pluto and take over mars.

[Scarpelt]

I take control of an orbital cannon and charge for a powerful shot.

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I'll roll now because there aren't people online, so.

Walk around said wall. Grab the amulet and blow up the wall with said amulet. Proceed to blow up pluto and take over mars.

psycopathic clown: (2) You try to walk around the wall, but a brick falls on you.

I take control of an orbital cannon and charge for a powerful shot.

Scarpelt: (4) You aim at the wall with the orbital cannon. You shoot! Kablaaaaam!! You made the wall furious.

Wall HP: 99861
Status: FURIOUS

Wall: (5) The wall upgrades and gets laser cannons. The wall aims at psycopathic clown and shoots! Boom. psycopathic clown got some damage. The ground has a hole now. If someone gets -2 in the next move, you'll trip at the hole and get injuried.
PLAYER STATUS:

• psycopathic clown: FAIL
• Scarpelt: PERFECT

[Squiggles]

Hump the wall

[?]

Trhow da gernaid

[JTBreslow]

I summon super robot princess bubblegum!

[Scarpelt]

Combine Pogo Hammer and Time Mallet to create... Pogo Time! hammer!
I then charge for an attack.

[psycopathic clown]

Bitch slap the wall into submission and force it to let me walk around it to get the amulet.

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Hump the wall

Squiggles: (5) You hump the wall. Nothing happens.

Trhow da gernaid

?: (6) You throw a grenade. Bang! Massive damage! You roll again.
? (double roll): (3) You throw another grenade. Being! It didn't work very well.

I summon super robot princess bubblegum!

JTBreslow: (4) You summon the Super Robot Princess Bubblegum.

Combine Pogo Hammer and Time Mallet to create... Pogo Time! hammer!
I then charge for an attack.

Scarpelt: (3) You combine the Pogo Hammer and Time Mallet with success. You charge for attack, but you accidentally slip the hammer and hit the bottom instead of the top of the wall.

Bitch slap the wall into submission and force it to let me walk around it to get the amulet.

psycopathic clown: Out of game for bitch slapping and bitching.

WALL HP: 99581
Status: FURIOUS

Wall: (6) The wall smashes ? with tons of rocks!
Wall (double roll): (1) The wall throws stones at ?, but it hit itself and took some damage.

PLAYER STATUS:

• psycopathic clown: REMOVED
• Scarpelt: GOOD
• JTBreslow: PERFECT
• Squiggles: PERFECT
• ?: GOOD

Last update for today guys.
It's too late here; I'll update tomorrow.

[masterockets]

Befriend the wall

[Scarpelt]

Show the wall furry art. Then launch Mallet Boomerang!

[Squiggles]

Have an orgy on the wall with all the pplz.

[JTBreslow]

Make SRPG shoot rockets out of her tits at the wall.

[shafin25]

Deal 99581 damage.
Everybody do this.
In the case of a 6.
We win
:D