Star Fox: Four Horsemen - like progress noobs

[King of losers]

Your father is a woman.

look down
now back up
his father is now a horse

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[Tom Gunn]

Yes sir!

TLS systems preparing for firing rang -- 32456 --.
Please insert your key into that ignition safe-lock control panel over there to confirm launch, sir.

Just pwess the fweakin buton

[goobler402]

look down
now back up
his father is now a horse

But that's your father!

Your father is a woman.

That isn't my father, that's your mom!
My father is across town at the movies with my mom!

Just pwess the fweakin buton

But I need the ignition key!

[Shadowed999]

Umm sir the lazer is still charging T_T

[Qwepir]

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[Shadowed999]

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:3

[goobler402]

Umm sir the lazer is still charging T_T

But your on that ship that just got blown up.
I would suggest getting off your ship before consulting us on this issue.

[Shadowed999]

Oh stuff! TO THE DROP PODS!


*Escapes*

[Tom Gunn]

Let it charge, the eject the warp core.

Then shoot the warp core.

[Madmitten]

sues fanfiction story thread is my favorite textbased RPG

[goobler402]

Oh stuff! TO THE DROP PODS!


*Escapes*

Um, they just fired at your pod.
Hello?

Let it charge, the eject the warp core.

Then shoot the warp core.

Yes sir!
It's charged, now I need that key, sir.

[King of losers]

But that's your father!

my father is deeeaaaad
*slap*

also, nice derail guys.

[Dusty12]

Guys.

Shut the forget up.

[goobler402]

Guys.

Shut the ---- up.

Sorry, mam, didn't know you were on board.

But those enemies have shot down 5 ships, and are approaching!

Do we have permission to fire the creation cannon?

[Tom Gunn]

No seriously time to shut up.