My dad's letter

[MaxNikkos]

Two days ago (fathers day) my dad recieved a letter. It said:

To whom it may concern,

16 years ago, your wife got pregnant. I'm sorry to inform you, but it is my child. If you run a DNA test on your child (now 15 if my maths is correct) you will find out that your child is actually not your child.

Yours sincerely,

<mr-knock-my-mum-up>

Today my dad found out who sent the letter. It was my mum! Apparently it was a "fathers day present".

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[MaxNikkos]

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[Arcturus]

[canto xe]

C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker, Anyway nice present! 

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C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker, Anyway nice present! 

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[MaxNikkos]

Terrible present. I was trying to figure out what I'd do if he wasn't my dad!

[shafin25]

Terrible present. I was trying to figure out what I'd do if he wasn't my dad!

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[MaxNikkos]

I swear your reply had NOTHING to do with the matter at hand.

[Sirrus]

Your mom be all

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[General Nick]

inb4shewasserious.