I hate dentist appointments.

[Man 2]

God, I hate them. Oh wait, I'm an atheist.
I just went to one. It's not that I'm scared, it's just the social awkwardness. Every time, it's "Hi! How's it going? How's school? Have any brothers or sisters? Do they try to poison you?" Especially this time, it was the worst. My dentist was sooooo social. I think when she was scraping the plaque, she said, "Cool molars, jeez."
My molars aren't that cool.
She pretty much talked about everything and nothing throughout the whole appointment. I'm a bit awkward around strangers. God damn. Oh wait, I'm an atheist.

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[Mr.Interceptor]

A lot of people seem to be blogging up a storm here.

[thomas64]

I had one last month, if you have something to keep you distracted the whole time it's over quickly.
For me they had a TV with UP playing, so I didn't really care what she did.

[General Nick]

I love the dentists only when the cute one works on my teeth and I get to stare into her glistening eyes.


Like a rapist.

[Sabbin]

"Hey, how are ya!?"

"I have like... 15 loving sharp tools in my mouth, you expect me to answer?"

I love the dentists only when the cute one works on my teeth and I get to stare into her glistening eyes.

At first I was all "Awww"

But then I read:

Like a rapist.

And I lol'd.

[BrofOrange]

i love dentist that talk to you when they'r working n' whatnot. i feel special! :D

[Sabbin]

i love dentist that talk to you when they'r working n' whatnot. i feel special! :D

"Hey, how are ya!?"

"I have like... 15 loving sharp tools in my mouth, you expect me to answer?"

[Raeyok]

"Hey, how are ya!?"

"I have like... 15 loving sharp tools in my mouth, you expect me to answer?"

Dear Dentist Who Attempts Conversation While Poking Around In My Mouth,
                    Ioie khan ot halk witf moie mouf woide opein.
                                              Sincerely, There's Spit Running Down My Cheek.

[Kalphiter]

MY GUMS ARE BLEEDING!

[General Nick]

"Hey, how are ya!?"

"I have like... 15 loving sharp tools in my mouth, you expect me to answer?"

Yeah dentists tend to do that I think.


"So hows school going?"
"Wehh i' ha'nt star'ed ye-"
"Oh don't talk while I'm drilling here I could slip."
"Mo'her 'uckeh."

[Gojira]

voted "Tenth Circle of Hell" for the lols.

ONTOPIC: I actually somewhat enjoy going to the dentist's office.

[Madmitten]

not only this
but the awkwardness of the stuff they bring out

OH stuff WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT BLASTER
*puts near mouth*
*zzzzzzzzz*
thats not so bad
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT HOOK FOR
*dink* *dink* *dink*
that isnt too bad either

to hell with your scary ass tools

[Squiggles]

I love the dentists only if they have big plump watermelons working on my teeth and I get to stare at her watermelons.


Like a nerd.

[Madmitten]

nerds dont stare at watermelons
black people do




owate

[Slugger]

I love the dentists only when the cute one works on my teeth and I get to stare into her glistening eyes.

I do that at times :)