Random Erections

[Mr.Interceptor]

I hate this thread.

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[Syntho]

He's been thinking about all those dogs that he would enjoy to hug.

[Night Fox]

if your bord y dont you just go do what you do best and fap to furry pron

Where's that "Idiot to English" dictionary when I need it?

[thomas64]

Where's that "Idiot to English" dictionary when I need it?

I sure hope he was joking.
Offtopic:
So Night fox, you going to see Alpha & Omega, that new movie?
It looks like something you'd really enjoyfapping to

[Night Fox]

So Night fox, you going to see Alpha & Omega, that new movie?
It looks like something you'd really enjoyfapping to

It's not like they have love or anything.

[Sarge]

ITT:
SUDDENLY, ERECTIONS.

THOUSANDS OF THEM.

Ew wait wat.

[pixl]

I WAKE UP WITH A KICKSTAND

[thomas64]

It's not like they have love or anything.

Who knows, I think they do.
But your furry senses already know.

[Sarge]

I WAKE UP WITH A KICKSTAND

I PITCH TENTS IN MY SLEEP.

[Nyskel]

I always wake up having an erection O__o

[pixl]

I always wake up having an erection O__o

MORNING WOOD BITCH

[Wedge]

If it continues to be an issue consider castration.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

A good way to help prevent these is to masturbate regularly. It doesn't prevent them indefinitely, but it does lessen the frequency of said erections.

I think a random erection is better than forcing one to happen.

Oh, and nice try. I haven't maturbated since July 12th.

[D3ATH]

They happen because more blood goes to your snake. Simple. 

[MunkeyCheez]

It's a reflex.
It happens when you move about when sitting down with tight jeans.