So I'm about 45% sure this guy plays BL. I got this kid in my intro to computer science class that mentioned BL and it's 'cool eventing system' on the first day and I want to beat him. I'm about 80% sure that guy is Pocketrocket 3000. So this guy who looks remarkably like him walks up to me at a street light as I'm waiting to cross, tossing his tennis ball all about. I crunched up against the post and jammed the button about 50 times. He stops bouncing the ball and takes out his iPod earphones and says to me "You'll never guess what song I'm listening to." I really just want this guy to go away so I say "Nope." He appears extremely confused by this statement. I say "I probably can't guess the song you're listening to." He responds by breaking into singing mode and sings "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND..." and laughs. I say "...Rick Astley?" At this point the light changes and I am so overjoyed. I begin to walk as fast as I can to get away from this Rick Astley loverboy maniac, but he speeds up to be in stride with me. He says about half way across "I got Rick Astley's top hits on iTunes, and this song came with it. Comparatively that doesn't make sense, since this is his ONLY hit." I nod my head and say "Yep." And try to take a hard left. He follows me and starts bouncing his tennis ball again. At this point I rip out my cell phone and call my mom, only to be told shes on her way. I hold my phone up to my ear and pretend to talk to someone and walk away so that this kid will leave me alone. Finally, I see a blue sliver of awe slide ahead of me. He turned his back for a moment to look for something, so I charged as fast as I could towards the car and jumped in.
If you are here, mysterious Rick Astley lover, please. PLEASE. Leave me the forget alone.
