Dat Grammar Gaem

[Kobewarrior]

Welcome to Dat Grammar Gaem.

Hao2Plaey:
I will start the first sentence with no grammar at all. The next person that posts must fix up my sentence and put it in neat grammar. After you revise it, you need to post your own sentence with no grammar. So then it goes on and on.


Revise this sentence:
i waited for the bus to come and when it came i got on and pade the bus drivor
and then i sat down and waited for the bus to reatch californea.

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[Dominator]

First Toast

Ontopic:

Revise this sentence:
i waited for the bus to come and when it came i got on and pade the bus drivor
and then i sat down and waited for the bus to reatch californea.

I waited for the bus to come. When it came I got on and paid the bus driver. I then sat down and waited for the bus to reach California

Revise this sentence NOW:
i wuz walkin 2 skool and dis gy wid a snipa tryed 2 shot me in teh iball but he mised by leik an inch and den i brogt owt dis leik combt shtgon and i shooted his windo and he leik died intently

[IkeTheGeneric]

I awaited for the Public Transport Machine to arrive, and at the exact time it came. I had gotten on the Public Transport Machine. I saw the Transport Machine's Pilot and then I took my seat near the southwest side of the Transport Machine. I awaited for the Machine to arrive at California to get off of it after it arrives.

[Dominator]

I awaited for the Public Transport Machine to arrive, and at the exact time it came. I had gotten on the Public Transport Machine. I saw the Transport Machine's Pilot and then I took my seat near the southwest side of the Transport Machine. I awaited for the Machine to arrive at California to get off of it after it arrives.

I SAID REVISE MINE BITCH

[Kobewarrior]

You're not funny. Please, someone just revise his sentence.

[Shadowed999]

You're not funny. Please, someone just revise his sentence.

I'm not funny.Please,someone fix this sentence.

OMFG i wkled don teh blk ysteh daze and swa b5dzp0t1

[Blockoman]

I think it would be funnier and less of a moronic schoolish exercise if we were to make it as incomprehensible as possible, while still being somewhat recognizable.

[Kobewarrior]

I'm not funny.Please,someone fix this sentence.

We know you're not funny.

I think it would be funnier and less of a moronic schoolish exercise if we were to make it as incomprehensible as possible, while still being somewhat recognizable.

We'll go with that then.

Revise this sentence:
omfga trollololololol11!111 we must ron tu teh seecrut baes or eels wez bu caut biey dem!

[SkullCandy]

We must run to the secret base or else we can't play with them! (lol i dont even know if i got it right)

Revise this sentence: YESTURDAI I WET MAI BED CUZ I HAD DREEM WIT UNICORNZ

[Daedalus]

Yesterday, I urinated in the furniture I use for sleeping. The reason for this accidental urination was that I had an REM session where my subconscious focused on unicorns.

Revise: omg ur such nob i hat u and ur famli
ur such a fg liek jutin bibr

[shafin25]

Oh my god, you are such a noob, I hate you and your family.
You're such a cigarette like Justin Beiber.


Revise this sentence:
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

[JTBreslow]

2lazy


Revise : i hat mi speakurs dey suk nd its 2 lod!!!!!

[kanew2000]

2lazy

[Orion]

Oh my god, you are such a noob, I hate you and your family.
You're such a cigarette like Justin Beiber.


Revise this sentence:
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

If you can read this, you have a strange mind. Can you read this? Only 55 people out of 100 can. I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. the rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because of the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing, huh? Yeah and i always thought spelling was important! If you can read this forward it.

[Dominator]

You're not funny. Please, someone just revise his sentence.

Why don't you do it?

Revise this sentence:
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Forward'd, I know that illusion, but because it was in a flash animation, it was easier to read, because it had a wider range of contrasting colours.