But it's so loving obvious.
whore did i say you could quote me?
What's bad about 2 Christmases?
I guess the fight about who gets you on Christmas Eve/Day would be pretty depressing.
...how?"my parents no longer enjoy eachothers presence as much as they used to, so they stopped forcing themselves to be close to eachother"it'd be sad if they DIDN'T divorce.
Your parents must not be divorced.
"I want the kid!""No, I do!""The presents I got him are better!""No mine are better!"aww so depressing