It seems possible that some time in the future I might need braces but I absolutely detest the idea.
Same, also we don't have the money.
But I definitely need them.
Solution: Stop being a bad kisser and licking your partner's teeth
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There is no explanation needed, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to known that your tongue can not get stuck in someone else's braces. Not only that but, you shouldn't ever be licking someone's teeth.
If you actually thought I was being serious in the original statement, expensive therapy might be your only solution in life. That said, I still fail to see how it is impossible for it to happen. It doesn't seem as if it would be that hard to do on accident, granted it isn't the most realistic thing that would happen, it can't be completely ruled out.
tongue-in-braces argument is very lol.
I agree. :3