My friend is screwed

[Pouch]

My friend is totally screwed because everybody thinks that he threw toilet paper in the walls of the bathroom and totally wrecked it. I am getting called in for a witness on Monday. Any advice?

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[MrMulch]

Make up some story about a believe-able black kid doing it.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Did he do it?

[Snaffle J. Bean]

say some puerto rican did it

[Moybus]

somebody threw toilet paper, call the police!

[Pouch]

Did he do it?

No of course not.

[Nightwolf]

somebody threw toilet paper, call the police!

WOOP WOOP DIS IS DA POLICE WOOP WOOP

[DracoSoul]

The year before I went into middle school there was apparently an autistic kid who took a stuff and smeared it on the bathroom walls

[Snaffle J. Bean]

The year before I went into middle school there was apparently an autistic kid who took a stuff and smeared it on the bathroom walls

Was he the one that dropped a deuce in the urinal?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Any advice?

Tell them he didn't do it providing that is the truth?

[DracoSoul]

Was he the one that dropped a deuce in the urinal?

What? I don't loving know you.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

What? I don't loving know you.

Strangers are bad, m'kay

[soldier]

person you hate most did it, that's my motto.

[Peejster]

Just tell the truth about anything they ask you.

[DrenDran]

Was he the one that dropped a deuce in the urinal?

Was that the kid that would always have his pants down in the public bathrooms?