I have guns.
Thanks for sharing that riveting story, however the way I heard it was more along the lines of:
I have firearms, accept me.
I use my dad's gun but I call it my own.
I have and operate guns properly and decided to share it at a random interval of time.
And the counter the fortold posts:
"Then why were you posting about your weapons? 'I own swords, accept me', right?"
My post of referring to my blades was a balance to the "Freak" comment, and turn it into a sort of 'joke'
"Yeah but my post was linked to yours and Frenchfrie's because they are all weapons!"
That's a pretty thin excuse, but I'll take it I suppose. While we're at it though, I'm going to go ahead and say that I have a pencil near me, and it is VERY pointy and could hurt you.
Now doesn't that post look all organized and formal :D