My hand hurts like stuff

[JamestheLeet]

It feels like I just broke every finger in my left hand. God it hurts and I can barely type. What2do?

[Ad Bot]

[Lordy Lord]

Ice or doctor.

Maybe both.

Or amputate, that always works.

[Antallion]

in before procrastination joke

[Ryuu]

Stop masturbating so hard, and try using some lube, like Vaseline or other moisturizer.

in before procrastination joke

forget

[Sabbin]

in before procrastination joke

Violent procrastination.

[otto-san]

Stop using hammers.

[Lordy Lord]

in before procrastination joke

I was gonna do that but decided not to.

[Pulchritude]

That's why you don't forget with the paper shredder.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

I heard gasoline is a nice lubricant

[JamestheLeet]

Ice or doctor.

Maybe both.

Or amputate, that always works.

I just cracked my knuckles then it started hurting.

Stop masturbating so hard, and try using some lube, like Vaseline or other moisturizer.

How'd you know I was masturbating?

[fionnbharr1]

I was gonna do that but decided not to.

I heard gasoline is a nice lubricant

Ontopic: Type with your elbows.

[Ryuu]

How'd you know I was masturbating?

Hey, it happens to the best of us.

[JAW959]

Rub bengay on your hands.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Hey, it happens to the best of us.

there's the best and then there's the rest

in this case the best are the ones that now how to properly masturbate

you're the rest

[Lordy Lord]

I just cracked my knuckles then it started hurting.
How'd you know I was masturbating?

If that is it, I'd try to massage your hand to release the pressure.

Hey, it happens to the best of us.

More like all of us.