Say "Look at your face, now back to mine, now back to your face, now back to mine. Sadly your face isn't as perfect and symmetrically logical as mine, but it could be close if you stopped living in big white canvases of nothingness. Look up, back down, where are you? You're in the same exact place you were standing on for the last 5 seconds, what am I holding? I'm holding a loaded gun. Look back, woops you're dead! Anything is possible when you like making novels about grammatical mistakes."