How do I keep a girl?

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I am in love with a girl and I'd like to know how to keep her.
How do I attract her?

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[JTBreslow]

Put her in a cage.

[Blastdown]

A cage.
A large cage.

They like crackers, and being called "pretty bird".


Edit: JTBewslow beat me to it, harhar.

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COMPLIMENTS DON'T GO HUMPING HER SHOES! Let her come to you, give her compliments so there will be a higher chance. Don't go into the friendzone if you guys are best buds it won't work.

[Kira100000]

Bathe yourself in a gallon of moose urine. The odor attracts the opposite love. Trust me, works everytime.

[Rookie]

stak et in hr poper!!11oen!!!

leol!!!!

[Previous]

Bathe yourself in a gallon of moose urine. The odor attracts the opposite love. Trust me, works everytime.

you smell moose urine

[Shinedown]

stak et in hr poper!!11oen!!!

leol!!!!

no.

[Kira100000]

you smell moose urine

You don't?

[Rookie]

no.

You did it wrong

[Previous]

You don't?

No, because I am not stupid enough to do that.

[oromis]

Don't act differently around her than you usually would. I'm not saying treat he like some random forgeter, treat her specially, but don't act like somebody else, because if she is willingly going out with you, she is probably going out with YOU, and not your imaginary personality.

[Kira100000]

No, because I am not stupid enough to do that.

Well stuff...

[Night Fox]

Ask her to go out.

[Khorde]

You're asking a forum full of stupid ass teenagers.

You're not going to get the correct answer.

Ask your mother.