How do I keep a girl?

[TomTheGeek²]

if they sit next to you on the bus show them your rooster and say "suck it".

If they sit next to you, same thing.

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[Night Fox]

It's like my posts don't even exist.

[MegaScientifical]

if they sit next to you on the bus show them your rooster and say "suck it".

If they sit next to you, same thing.

ChuckTheforget

[Previous]

Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

:c

Because you're not using a microphone.

I hit puberty at 14. I actually remember the moment it hit me, when the stuff started flowing.

Yes, the stuff.

ChuckTheforget

Megaforget

[MegaScientifical]

Yes, the stuff.

Megaforget

[Night Fox]

Because you're not using a microphone.

O u.

[Dusty12]

You're too young to grasp the concept of love; doesn't mean you can't feel it but you can't understand it or handle it maturely.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

but

your a robot

robots cant love

He isn't a robot.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You're too young to grasp the concept of love; doesn't mean you can't feel it but you can't understand it or handle it maturely.

And honestly, you're too loving handicapped. When I was NINE I had my first date and kiss.

[MegaScientifical]

And honestly, you're too loving handicapped. When I was NINE I had my first date and kiss.

How much did it cost?

[Moybus]

In all seriousness, if you're finding it difficult to talk to her, use facebook. Be nice. Talk about her. Not you.
When she starts asking about you, you've scored.

I do this.

[Previous]

I never had a kiss. :(

[LeeroyBlockhead]

How much did it cost?

Two months of getting to know a girl and planning, and 50 bucks for a dinner. ._.'

[Dusty12]

And honestly, you're too loving handicapped. When I was NINE I had my first date and kiss.

...Yeah, good luck with that handicapped argument when everything you spew out reeks of idiocy.

[A.R.C.]

And honestly, you're too loving handicapped. When I was NINE I had my first date and kiss.

You still are 9.