How do I keep a girl?

[LeeroyBlockhead]

...Yeah, good luck with that handicapped argument when everything you spew out reeks of idiocy.

No, infact what you say reeks of idiocy.

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[MegaScientifical]

I never had a kiss. :(

Me neither, but I'm used to my destiny by now:

[drama]I am an annoying, horrible, disgusting person who does not even find the will to socialize with others. Literally having no friends in real life, and basically ignored in the presence of others, my potential is to commit Self Delete when I am in my thirties or over.[/drama]

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[Shadowed999]

OH GOD!The sight of this topic made me laugh so hard. :D


On-topic:Stick it in her pooper.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Arc; indeed, how do you know? I could be 49 for all you know. But in honesty, I am fifteen.

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Because I use glasses, everyone thinks I am a nerd when I am not. :(

[MegaScientifical]

Because I use glasses, everyone thinks I am a nerd when I am not. :(

What do you use them for?

[Night Fox]

Because I use glasses, everyone thinks I am a nerd when I am not. :(

Glasses are cool, bro.
If they call you a nerd tell them to suck what they don't have.

And, I used to wear glasses, but am now getting contacts.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

adios, r-tards, for I must be off.

[A.R.C.]

Arc; indeed, how do you know? I could be 49 for all you know. But in honesty, I am fifteen.

Lets see.
Pretty much all of your retorts are

"nu uh no you are"

No, infact what you say reeks of idiocy.

Yeah here's some evidence.

[Dusty12]

No, infact what you say reeks of idiocy.

Perhaps if I just repeat what she said I'd make it look like I knew what I was speaking about!

"I had my first kiss at nine, I know how to handle love because at that age I had the mentality and intelligence of an adult!"

Stop trying to grow up so fast; you're obviously far too stupid to even net yourself the title of "young man".

[LeeroyBlockhead]

ARC, it is indeed known as a minor comeback.

[A.R.C.]

No, it's known as suffering from autism.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Perhaps if I just repeat what she said I'd make it look like I knew what I was speaking about!

"I had my first kiss at nine, I know how to handle love because at that age I had the mentality and intelligence of an adult!"

Stop trying to grow up so fast; you're obviously far too stupid to even net yourself the title of "young man".

Ahh, you see, you are just handicapped. My brain was still at the IQ of 76. Now, it is somewhat upon 124.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Now, let us stop being handicapped and ignorant, and aid this young chap, shall we?

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What do you use them for?

I am shortsighted.