How do I keep a girl?

[aml]

Being black seems to help a lot.

I wonder why?
/sarcasm

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[lordician]

Asking how to keep her is asking for answers involving something with Nicolas Cage.

Anyhow, i don't know.
I have much problems with the ladies. :C

Show her your kitchen.

That is soooooooo old now. :/

[Zyke34]

Yes. Get a black tan (idk how but do it) and go around to all the black gangsters saying Home dawg I liek dis chick. Canna you help mea get her and lemme keep her?

Your black friends will go like, "YOU DREEMIN DAWG! YOU DREEMIN"

And she will smile and let you keep her.

[Tyler66]

I let girls come to me.
Dont go to them, let them come to you.

[Makingblah]

I let girls come to me.
Dont go to them, let them come to you.

lolol
You suffer from handicapation, IMO. No girl would like you.

[Tyler66]

lolol
You suffer from handicapation, IMO. No girl would like you.

It works. I havent even tried.
Lol, but why would you make that "Im gay" topic? Are you going to get a girl with that?

[TomTheGeek²]

ChuckTheforget

<3.

[Makingblah]

It works. I havent even tried.
Lol, but why would you make that "Im gay" topic? Are you going to get a girl with that?

Thus proving your handicapation even further. Do you even know what biloveual means?

[Tyler66]

Thus proving your handicapation even further. Do you even know what biloveual means?

Affection to the same love.

[Shadowed999]

It means you go both ways.

[Makingblah]

Affection to the same love.

Incorrect

It means you go both ways.

Correct

[DracoSoul]

Affection to the same love.

yeah no

that's homoloveuality

[Tyler66]

Welcome to health class kids.

[superslayer]

i have the complete opposite problem, theres this girl i met online. shes nice and all but im 13 shes 12, im going into 8th shes going into 7th. and she will not get it through her mind that i don't want to date her. i keep telling i only date people >= my age, but shes says im just being silly.

[Makingblah]

Welcome to health class kids.

You don't know what you're talking about. For future reference, because I'm nice enough to do this:

Metroloveual = Man that is heteroloveual, but acts homoloveual.
Heteroloveual = Attraction the other love only.
Homoloveual = Attraction to the same love.
Biloveual = Attraction to both lovees. By the time you're 20, you will probably be biloveual. 1 in 3 people were biloveual as of 1990, as of 2010, I'm guessing it's more a 2 in 3 people are biloveual.