How do I keep a girl?

[superslayer]

You don't know what you're talking about. For future reference, because I'm nice enough to do this:

Metroloveual = Man that is heteroloveual, but acts homoloveual.
Heteroloveual = Attraction the other love only.
Homoloveual = Attraction to the same love.
Biloveual = Attraction to both lovees. By the time you're 20, you will probably be biloveual. 1 in 3 people were biloveual as of 1990, as of 2010, I'm guessing it's more a 2 in 3 people are biloveual.

i....um....you know this how?

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[A.R.C.]

Being black seems to help a lot.

where all da wite wimin at

[Blockomanian]

ill tell you one thing to never do, is if shes in your class, dont stare her down. Trust me, ive had experience in the matter.... :I

a couple things:

1- dont always talk about yourself. Ask about her favorite stuff and all dat.
2- Dont ever attempt to make any crude jokes or anything. itl make her think your immature (that all depends on the girl though i guess... :) )
3- and lastly, but of course not least..ly....? ahgem. Dont always go to the places you want to go to, or do things only you want to do. But dont let her take control of you, make sure you still have yourself under your own control.

This was a informational post made by Blockomanian. We hope you have learned something and will use these tips to the best of your ability. Best of luck!

>>Blocko<<

[comr4de]

By the time you're 20, you will probably be biloveual

u just mad

[Makingblah]

i have the complete opposite problem, theres this girl i met online. shes nice and all but im 13 shes 12, im going into 8th shes going into 7th. and she will not get it through her mind that i don't want to date her. i keep telling i only date people >= my age, but shes says im just being silly.

THAT'S RIGHT forgetER, YOU'RE NOT 20. YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. forget YOU.

If you're being serious, which I highly doubt, dating someone who's 12 when you're 13 is perfectly OK. I've gone out with a 12 year old before, (I'm 14), but only briefly. She was also practically 13 and I was only just 14.

i....um....you know this how?

I have various love books lying around in my house, AND I've stolen 3 kama sutra books from shops with friends. I've also bought 4, to be funny. Pretended I was polish.. har har..

[Makingblah]

u just mad

What? I'm happy with that fact. Very happy.

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This was a informational post made by Blockomanian. We hope you have learned something and will use these tips to the best of your ability. Best of luck!

>>Blocko<<

yup

[Visage]

You need to take a course on Bitch Dependency

[Deus Ex]

Being black does help.
Alot.
Especially for the white galz.

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Being black does help.
Alot.
Especially for the white galz.

[Frenchfrie]

Put it in a shoe box or crate and poke holes in it and cut a slit that can open and close for her meals.

[Lordy Lord]

Go up to said female and whip it out and pee on her. This ensures that she is your property.

[A.R.C.]

I never had a kiss. :(

Beta as forget.

[Pouch]

And honestly, you're too loving handicapped. When I was NINE I had my first date and kiss.

Got my first kiss in movie theatre. We were watching The Incredibles.

[Oasis]

I heard they don't keep well in room temperature. I'd say fridge would be fine.