How do I keep a girl?

[otto-san]

protip: you know you're in the friend zone when they ask you for boy advice.

Ha.

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[Deus Ex]

Ive never had a girl ask me about that :o
But theyve talked to me about other dudes.
Good or bad?
/discuss

[Moybus]

Ive never had a girl ask me about that :o
But theyve talked to me about other dudes.
Good or bad?
/discuss

bad, unless you're willing to tear off the other dudes' heads to show her you are the alpha male.

if so, then it's a great thing!

[Deus Ex]

I almost literally tore someone's head off.
We got into a fight in the locker room, and I eventually kicked him in the neck so hard it sprained his neck and my ankle.
This is because I'm 6'1"

[Makingblah]

No you aren't.

[Texan101]

What you have to do:
1. Be reasonably attractive.
2. Be as popular as you possibly can.
3. Be yourself (If possible with number 2).
4. Don't be afraid.
5. Act as though it were impossible to say no.
6. Ask her out first instead of waiting for her to ask you out.

[Wedge]

Maybe woe her with any poem or song skills you have.

Nothing attracts girls quite like old fashioned woe. The more woe the better. Sing woeful songs, recite baleful poetry, maybe even write her a dirge they can play at her wake.

[Makingblah]

6. Ask her out first instead of waiting for her to ask you out.

Girl and Boy sit down. Boy looks at girl. Girl smiles back. Akward silence. Boy says:
"You have a nice arse, let's get it on."

I love my past experiences

[Texan101]

Nothing attracts girls quite like old fashioned woe. The more woe the better. Sing woeful songs, recite baleful poetry, maybe even write her a dirge they can play at her wake.

No.
Believe it or not, I am actually pretty popular. I know that that is not what gets girl's attention. What does is everything I have previously posted. Act like what I put, and you can get any girl you want. It's been tried and tested.

[Madmitten]

No.
Believe it or not, I am actually pretty popular. I know that that is not what gets girl's attention. What does is everything I have previously posted. Act like what I put, and you can get any girl you want. It's been tried and tested.

lolsarcasm

[Texan101]

lolsarcasm

No sarcasm. That was legit. I just put an act on for the internet to keep my identity hidden.

[Wedge]

Nobody was responding to anything you said in the first place, my post was clearly addressed at the person who hilariously misspelled woo was woe. I figured dirge and wake were pretty obvious hints it was a joke.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Mabye you should back them up onto a flashdrive before you shut down your computer.

[Madmitten]

No sarcasm. That was legit. I just put an act on for the internet to keep my identity hidden.

you responded to a sarcastic post there

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you responded to a sarcastic post there

you're stupid