Author Topic: My ipod touch  (Read 1465 times)

Today, in school, 2 week old $200 ipod touch fell out of my pocket. Out of the corner of my eye i saw something move, i look behind me just in time to see this loving Mexican American put it in his backpack. The bell rings and he runs out of the room. apparently, he hates me "because I'm gay". Me being a pacifist, regretfully did not shove my foot up his starfish. What should I do to get my ipod back?

tl;dr: Some cunt stole my ipod
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 11:22:30 PM by mr. pedophile »


Ask him for it back, if he doesn't give it back, report it to the Principal. Insults you can take but outright theft is bad. Very bad. If your principal does not help, get your parents to ring his parents and get the thing back. If you don't get it back, stab the forgeter.

Ask him for it back, if he doesn't give it back, report it to the Principal. Insults you can take but outright theft is bad. Very bad. If your principal does not help, get your parents to ring his parents and get the thing back. If you don't get it back, stab the forgeter.
My knife looks so temping tempting right now

But I'm pretty sure that my ipod isn't worth a couple years in juvie

EDIT: Oh stuff just cut myself putting it away
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 07:21:40 PM by mr. pedophile »

My knife looks so temping tempting right now

But I'm pretty sure that my ipod isn't worth a couple years in juvie
If you went to an Irish school, or somewhere that wasn't an american school, I would sooo totally put my friends at knife point and shout 'WHERE'S MY MONEY monday?'
If it was an american school, I'd be doing 15 years in juvy for it.

Don't be such a pusillanimous individual in the future; if someone takes your stuff and they see you see them take your stuff they're only going to do it again.

Get a large friend and go ask him for it back.

-snipetty snip snap-
I am no longer a pacifist. :D Time to go kick everybody in the shins

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Ask him for it back, if he doesn't give it back, report it to the Principal. Insults you can take but outright theft is bad. Very bad. If your principal does not help, get your parents to ring his parents and get the thing back. If you don't get it back, stab the forgeter.

This. It's quite simple really, I assume you know his name; so just tell someone with the authority to kick ass.

This. It's quite simple really, I assume you know his name; so just tell someone with the authority to kick ass.
I don't know who he is... He knows who I am though, and he hates me for an unknown reason.

I don't know who he is... He knows who I am though, and he hates me for an unknown reason.

Tell the authority figure that you could point him out, but you do not know his name.


I now think you deserved it.
I don't understand this idea about racial slurs, how if you call someone a racial slur you're attacking all of them, I think that calling a Mexican person a beaner doesn't so much mean that you dislike them because they're Mexican, rather you dislike them and they happen to be Mexican.

Fukken run-on sentences, how do they work?

I think that calling a Mexican person a beaner doesn't so much mean that you dislike them because they're Mexican, rather you dislike them and they happen to be Mexican.

That doesn't make it right.

"Hey I was at school and this loving monday who deserves to be a slave stepped on my foot."

That totally isn't forgeted up or anything...

That doesn't make it right.

"Hey I was at school and this loving monday who deserves to be a slave stepped on my foot."

That totally isn't forgeted up or anything...

I say that all the time. It's completely normal.

That doesn't make it right.
"Hey I was at school and this loving monday who deserves to be a slave stepped on my foot."
That totally isn't forgeted up or anything...
So are any insults really "right"? Should we all be *Magick* Mage?
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 07:57:18 PM by JAW959 »