Backstory: Devin and I have been friends for approximately 3 years. One day, someone types up a paragraph of stuffty insults on her Formspring. Within that paragraph, one of our inside jokes was used, so she assumed it was me. Here's a conversation with her boyfriend:
Between You and Quinn Riley
Quinn Riley August 18 at 7:56pm Report
Listen, kid.
(He's younger than me, lol) Why did you say those things to my girl friend. She cried for at least 3 hours. Get a life and stop hurting her.
Max Farr August 18 at 8:05pm
What the hell? Who?
(realization)Max Farr August 18 at 8:05pm
OH MY GOD YOU'RE BEHIND ON THE TIMES.
That wasn't me hurr.
Max Farr August 18 at 8:06pm
I thought she would have explained that to you by now. Some jackass read out conversations on formspring and picked up the "lovey banana" inside joke.
Max Farr August 18 at 8:06pm
*our conversations
Quinn Riley August 18 at 10:11pm Report
She believes you, she thinks your a really cool person and she "misses you" alot. Bull stuff. I dont believe any of that crap. You did it jack ass.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 8:02am Report
and what the hell does hurr mean. That's so gay.
Max Farr August 19 at 12:54pm
My dad's gay. Don't use that word in a pejorative manner.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 1:20pm Report
Sorry bro. But seriously leave her alone, she is too amazing and fragile to get hurt, and if she comes to me crying it your fault.
Max Farr August 19 at 1:35pm
Nono, seriously, I understand. She's an amazing person and I would never have done that to her.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 1:45pm Report
Good
Quinn Riley August 19 at 1:45pm Report
and she is an amazing person.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 10:19pm Report
So did you appoligise ?
Max Farr August 19 at 10:57pm
God, I DIDN'T DO IT.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:01pm Report
Sure.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:02pm
Ahaha, that's nice. She believes me so I couldn't care less about your opinion.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:07pm Report
I highly doubt she believes you. She is gullible, trust me. she may be hot ... but she is gullible.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:08pm
Oh jesus, you are small-minded. Are looks all you care about? In any case, I am telling you from the bottom of my heart, with complete honesty, that I DID NOT ASK THAT QUESTION ON HER FORMSPRING.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:09pm Report
Well let me tell you this. She might believe you and trust you... but I don't.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:15pm
Whoop-de-loving-doo. I don't care what you think. She's an amazing person and she's one of my best friends. I did not do it.
(He realizes that she believes me and he calls her a whore. They begin arguing. They break up.)Max Farr August 19 at 11:30pm
Ooh, did you just call Devin a whore? Who needs to get a life now?
(He tells her he only likes her for her looks)Max Farr August 19 at 11:35pm
Oh, so you just went out with her because she's hot? What happened to the "amazing and fragile" girl you mentioned earlier?
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:41pm Report
That was just sweet talk. And she is a whore. She would do anything for me.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:43pm
Your, uh, loveual life with her is none of my business bro.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:46pm
Devin Hanna Kaela August 19 at 11:45pm
WOAH THERE. LIES. LIES LIES. LIES. No loveual life going on there
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:46pm Report
Bull stuff. she is just being a modest little girl.
Max Farr August 19 at 11:47pm
I actually can't give my opinion on this subject because I have heard her say some perverted things. The "loveual life" thing is your argument bro.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:53pm Report
See this is just what im talking about. you called her a perv. JACK ASS
Max Farr August 19 at 11:56pm
Did I now? I said I had a conflicting opinion because she's made a couple of perverted statements in the past.
Quinn Riley August 19 at 11:58pm Report
....
Max Farr August 20 at 12:04am
Oh, did you not get that through your head? Read it a few times through and then tell me if you need some help.
I said she has said a few perverted things in the past. As a matter of fact, I've said a few perverted things too.
Did I say that was bad?
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:07am Report
Whetever. I didnt get that but all i know is she is still in love with me and she is wating for me to take her back.
(ol. olol. ololololololololol) Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:12am Report
and also to add to the reasons i dont like her. She is ugly. You dont think she is pretty do you ... cause I DONT
(What) Max Farr August 20 at 12:13am
So, uh, why didn't you break up with her a long time ago? I'm confused here.
Also she's not taking you back dude
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:15am Report
wellll uh. I didnt break up with her cause .... and how do you know she is not taking me back?
Max Farr August 20 at 12:19am
Any particular reason you didn't break up with her?
Also she's called you some insults bro, she doesn't like you anymore. And as you've said, you don't like her. So it's probably not gonna happen.
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:21am Report
what did she call me? and also i broke up with her because she believes stupid people like you
Max Farr August 20 at 12:25am
Oh really, is that why? My question is why you moronically asked her out even though you thought she was ugly and gullible.
We both know that you didn't give a stuff throughout the whole process and now you're trying to defend the false fact that you broke up with her solely because of me.
Also, she called you an idiot, a jackass, stupid, a moron, etc etc :S
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:33am Report
Ugh. Dude, big words. Seriously. All i have to say is i hate both you and her. but mostly her
Max Farr August 20 at 12:36am
I just don't understand why you hate me. I did nothing wrong. I didn't ask that question on her formspring.
And if you hate her, why would you care if she's emotionally hurt?
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:38am Report
I hate you cause well your an ass. and i dont care if she is emotionally hurt (APPARENTLY YOU CARED, BECAUSE YOU STARTED THIS stuff AND LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND)
Max Farr August 20 at 12:42am
I'm an ass? I was seriously just trying to prove the point that I didn't ask that question on her formspring. That's all. I wasn't trying to be an ass. I was just honestly telling you that I didn't ask her that on formspring and then you got stubborn. I honestly meant you no harm; you were just being an ass to me.
Can we, like, not hate each other? The less people that hate me/I hate the better.
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:48am Report
Fine. I might not care about her anymore but if you hurt her i swear to god ...
Max Farr August 20 at 12:50am
Trust me trust me, I've never hurt her and I never will.
Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:50am Report
good
Max Farr August 20 at 12:51am
Yep
Sorry about this whole thing man
You aight?
(I actually didn't give a forget. I wanted to explore the emotions of a dumbass. It was more of an experiment than actually caring about his emotions.) Quinn Riley August 20 at 12:59am Report
whatever. I dont really like you but i dont hate you
Quinn Riley August 20 at 1:06am Report
she just txted me and she sai her facebook froze, she said either to aim her or email her. Ugh I dont like that girl ... at all.
Max Farr August 20 at 1:13am
Oh :s
I dunno why she wants to talk to you, you should find out :o
Quinn Riley August 20 at 10:15am Report
She dosent want to talk to me
Quinn Riley August 20 at 10:49pm Report
Hey, jack ass. I hate you again. I was thinking about it and you stole my girl.
(ol. olol. olololololololololololololol) Max Farr August 20 at 10:51pm
Dude, I don't have a crush on her. I'm not taking her lol.
Quinn Riley August 20 at 10:57pm Report
Yeah well you are the whole reason she broke up with me. What does she even see in you. You are a shallow little freak
(lol) Max Farr August 20 at 11:27pm
Oh, really? I'm shallow? Buddy, I'm not the one going out with girls just because of what they look like. Well in your case you were just going out with her for no reason, the reason for which I can't even fathom.
Quinn Riley August 21 at 12:05pm Report
She took me back. I knew it. Your still a bitch.
(She didn't.) Max Farr August 21 at 1:10pm
She didn't take you back. Nice try.
Quinn Riley August 21 at 1:18pm Report
Fine maybe she didnt.
Max Farr August 21 at 1:27pm
I'm just gonna leave you guys to figure this out; this isn't my business anymore.
(A while passed; I told Devin that I liked her hair when it was darker)Quinn Riley September 5 at 8:53pm Report
Two things:
1. Are you even her friend
2. Why were you calling her ugly?
Max Farr September 5 at 9:47pm
What? Oh hey :P
1. Yeah :o
2. I wasn't?
Quinn Riley September 6 at 1:03pm Report
it sure seemed like it to me :l
Max Farr September 6 at 3:15pm
Nope, I was just saying darker hair looks better on her :o
Quinn Riley September 7 at 4:33pm Report
"Buddy, I'm not the one going out with girls just because of what they look like. Well in your case you were just going out with her for no reason, the reason for which I can't even fathom." what about this huh?
Max Farr September 7 at 4:43pm
I was giving her advice and my opinion. I don't have a crush on her and if I did, it would be for her personality, not her looks.
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Max Farr September 7 at 4:44pm
(and by that, I don't mean that she's ugly but rather that her looks wouldn't be influential on my feelings for her.)
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Quinn Riley September 7 at 5:01pm Report
There are two options. Pretty or ugly. which one is it?
Max Farr September 7 at 5:10pm
Two options? That's pretty small-minded. Feelings for someone are usually much more complex. Also, she's pretty, why? Although she looks better with dark hair.
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Quinn Riley September 7 at 5:14pm Report
Well I thought you would say ugly. You really truly care about her dont you?
Max Farr September 7 at 5:15pm
Well yeah, I mean we've been friends for a while :o
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Quinn Riley September 7 at 5:25pm Report
Well she is not my favorite person ever but you have to promise me three things, 1:You wont hurt her 2: If someone hurts her you will kick there ass 3: You wont betray her or be a jerk like I did to her
Max Farr September 8 at 7:28am
We can manage our own friendship, thanks.
Quinn Riley September 8 at 8:02am Report
Just ... do ... it.
Max Farr September 8 at 10:28pm
...
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(11 days later)Quinn Riley September 19 at 3:19pm Report
Ok, max. I know I have been a real jack ass to you but what can i do to make you ask devin out. She has fallen head over heels for some guy who is a crazed man whore (she dosent know that)
(He's probably not). The only way from getting her to go out with him is if someone else asks her out. I know she dosent have feelings for her but for how highly she speaks of you i highly doubt she would say no. I know you don't like her but please. I will do anything. Anything.
Max Farr September 19 at 9:02pm
That doesn't make sense... I'll do my best to get her to not go out with a man whore, but I can't ask her out. I like someone else.
Quinn Riley September 19 at 9:57pm Report
Ok, I understand you like some one else. Im asking you to ask her out as a friend. Who knows, she might just be the best girlfriend you have ever had.
Quinn Riley September 19 at 9:58pm Report
Just give her a chance. Please.
Max Farr September 20 at 4:00pm
Sorry, man, I just can't do that. But I promise you I'll do everything on my power to get her to not go out with a man whore.
Max Farr September 20 at 4:00pm
*in my power
Quinn Riley September 20 at 4:06pm Report
If you were really a good friend you would at least consider. This is what is gonna happen, he's gonna ask her if she is gonna hook up with him, he is gonna play her then break up with her. she is not gonna come crying back to me as one of her guy best friends, she is gonna come to you. so hve fun with that buddy.
Quinn Riley September 20 at 5:46pm Report
And honestly, I believe. you dont even give a forget
Max Farr September 20 at 6:20pm
:l
That doesn't even make sense.
Alright, whatever. In any case, I'm not going to hook up with her. Period. But I will attempt to stop her from going out with him.
Quinn Riley September 20 at 9:47pm Report
Fine. Every thing she said about you was wrong. Your a stupid bitch that wont even help out his friend. Why is it that you are so hesitant to go out with her, she is beautiful, perfect body, perfect boobs, so sweet, smart, the nicest person you will ever meet, hilarious, and the best girlfriend a girl can offer. I guess she is just not good enough for you, a dirty, little, non-friend helping bitch :)
(ololol) Max Farr September 20 at 9:56pm
[The Charmander "AND NOT A SINGLE forget WAS GIVEN THAT DAY" image]
Max Farr September 20 at 10:01pm
I don't give a forget what you think, if you couldn't comprehend the last image, what with your pathetic intellect.
(Intellect insults against him have gotten to be pretty fun 
)Okay, let's break your last message down and take a look at it.
1. You're expecting me, one of your newest friends, to suddenly do something completely ridiculous? We would have to be muuch close for me to do something like that after the whole Devin thing.
2. You called her a whore and a bitch. Why would you be helping her and calling her amazing at this point? Looks like someone's trying to gain favor again.
3. Let her make her own decisions in life. I am honestly telling you that I will encourage her not to date this guy. But you can't just twist someone's emotions just because you think it's helping them IN YOUR OPINION.
4. Someone going out with someone because you want to hold them away from someone else? Doesn't that scream "starfish" to you? It definitely does to me, and I'd rather not be that starfish.
tl;dr: Teenagers today are small-minded idiots.
